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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That must have been one sexy box!

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Comet_Candy 23

That must have been one sexy box!

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alexwow1 13

Who was the girl you were having sexual intercourse with

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LeFrogDog 27

what do you think sponge bob and Patrick did in the imagination box

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PterodactylMan 23

She must have been a "Boxy" lady

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iazy9 14

It probably reminded him of his grand father's finger box.

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ShyAnn29 14

Ooh, I don't blame you OP, I mean, boxes these days are very sexy!

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fuckedPriceless 17

Que Family Guy quote here ~ "It's my sex box!" "No it's my sex box!!" "No it's my sex box! An her name's Carol!"

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maximus_prime 24

The box must have had sexy flaps, huge but sexy.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

You should step out of the box next time.

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lexi365 20

Well hey, a cardboard box is loyal and won't cheat on OP. (I hope)

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jedorr07 5

I mean the female "box" is always fun. I'd say you just created your own fetish OP

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Ziggyboo 10

I don't know... Maybe OP prefers storage containers with curves. ;)

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warriorkalia 3

Was just wondering that, actually.

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adam3650 12

Yeah. Paper cuts hurt but cardboard cuts are on another level.

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angeluv_2014 22

What kind of protection would they use? Bubble wrap? Foam peanuts?

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ThatStrangeGuy 6

Just think, at least it was good. Must've been a super sexy box.

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ottokat 15

I just moved to Chicago and I am absolutely surrounded by cardboard boxes right now...

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lifeofpie25 16

you must have torn it apart

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Murilirum 23

FML just keeps getting better and better.

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Pstraka6 20

Dreams can be pretty weird. I dreamt I was a fighting robots with a cheeto gun. As kool as that is, it does not at all describe me, what I like or who I am. So I think you're safe

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Everyone knows you can't kill robots with Cheetos. You need to use a Doritos bow and arrow to take those ******* down. Preferably Cool Ranch to short circuit their hard drives.

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Pstraka6 20

Believe me..ik. I woke up in sweats after I just lost the battle

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Dessert_ed_FML 9

I read your cheetos and doritos ammo - story and now i am hungry and there's no cheetos and doritos to eat. FML

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Wizardo 33

"The card reads, From Russia... With Love?"

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lyssgross 16

In soviet Russia, sexy cardboard boxes have wet dreams about you. Excuse the bad meme, couldn't help it!

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colvindj 22

in your dream, did you caress those luscious corners?

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MrConcise 34

I hope you know "Dick in a Box" isn't about sex with a box.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

1) cut a hole in the box

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klovemachine 24

Step 3: ejaculate :-D

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