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Comet_Candy
| 23
That must have been one sexy box!
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studave
| 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comet_Candy
| 23
That must have been one sexy box!
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alexwow1
| 13
Who was the girl you were having sexual intercourse with
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LeFrogDog
| 27
what do you think sponge bob and Patrick did in the imagination box
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PterodactylMan
| 23
She must have been a "Boxy" lady
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iazy9
| 14
It probably reminded him of his grand father's finger box.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Ooh, I don't blame you OP, I mean, boxes these days are very sexy!
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
Que Family Guy quote here ~
"It's my sex box!"
"No it's my sex box!!"
"No it's my sex box! An her name's Carol!"
"It's my sex box!"
"No it's my sex box!!"
"No it's my sex box! An her name's Carol!"
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maximus_prime
| 24
The box must have had sexy flaps, huge but sexy.
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WeAreAHurricane
| 14
You should step out of the box next time.
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lexi365
| 20
Well hey, a cardboard box is loyal and won't cheat on OP. (I hope)
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jedorr07
| 5
I mean the female "box" is always fun. I'd say you just created your own fetish OP
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tragicnightmare
| 15
"Ooo, look at them sexy corners"
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Ziggyboo
| 10
I don't know... Maybe OP prefers storage containers with curves. ;)
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devinawitt
| 8
It must have been a MacBook Pro box.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
maybe it was boxxy!
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warriorkalia
| 3
Was just wondering that, actually.
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studave
| 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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thisiscool19
| 14
XD Me neither they hurt!!!
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adam3650
| 12
Yeah. Paper cuts hurt but cardboard cuts are on another level.
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angeluv_2014
| 22
What kind of protection would they use? Bubble wrap? Foam peanuts?
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ThatStrangeGuy
| 6
Just think, at least it was good. Must've been a super sexy box.
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ottokat
| 15
I just moved to Chicago and I am absolutely surrounded by cardboard boxes right now...
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
I'm wondering if OP ate the box too.
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lifeofpie25
| 16
you must have torn it apart
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Murilirum
| 23
FML just keeps getting better and better.
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SherBear133
| 7
He must have had a nice package.
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Blackcatluck
| 19
He? Cardboard boxes have genders?
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SherBear133
| 7
Yup... Don't objectify him :P
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krazykyra
| 12
Nailed it.
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Pstraka6
| 20
Dreams can be pretty weird. I dreamt I was a fighting robots with a cheeto gun. As kool as that is, it does not at all describe me, what I like or who I am. So I think you're safe
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Everyone knows you can't kill robots with Cheetos. You need to use a Doritos bow and arrow to take those fuckers down. Preferably Cool Ranch to short circuit their hard drives.
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Pstraka6
| 20
Believe me..ik. I woke up in sweats after I just lost the battle
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Dessert_ed_FML
| 9
I read your cheetos and doritos ammo - story and now i am hungry and there's no cheetos and doritos to eat. FML
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Wizardo
| 33
"The card reads, From Russia... With Love?"
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lyssgross
| 16
In soviet Russia, sexy cardboard boxes have wet dreams about you.
Excuse the bad meme, couldn't help it!
Excuse the bad meme, couldn't help it!
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colvindj
| 22
in your dream, did you caress those luscious corners?
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MrConcise
| 34
I hope you know "Dick in a Box" isn't about sex with a box.
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ArielTheMermaid
| 17
1) cut a hole in the box
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izzybd
| 20
Step 2: put your junk in that box
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klovemachine
| 24
Step 3: ejaculate :-D
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
dumbass.. 3. make her open that box