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You eating the spider has suddenly made you into Spider-Man.
Why would she not take all the sarnies out shake the box and then put all the sarnies back and were the sarnies not covered in Saran Wrap
What are sarnies?
English slang for sandwich
I didn't know what it meant either but the context clues are all there if you just think about it.
Well not for an ole fart, like me! Ha.
I'm English and I've never heard that before hahah
Put a fly in her soup
On the bright side... Extra protein!
Your mom is weaving quite the intricate web with her words.
Just reading this makes me cringe. Why didn't she take it out?! That's so nasty.
That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...
This is fake and stupid
I was wondering why someone old enough to be hanging out on FML still had their mother make their sandwiches anyway.
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That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...
Why would she not get it out...?