By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
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That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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lhazz11 23
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Why would she not get it out...?

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lhazz11 23
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Why would she not get it out...?

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SubaruWRXSTI 16
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You eating the spider has suddenly made you into Spider-Man.

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Nvsmith 6
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Why does this have so many dislikes

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Frillwee95 12
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Because it was cheesy.

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Candijpg 17
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#30 I feel like you have been waiting for forever to post that comment since you literally are a bowl of cheese

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Why would she not take all the sarnies out shake the box and then put all the sarnies back and were the sarnies not covered in Saran Wrap

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iseebearbears 27
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What are sarnies?

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Xandler 4
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English slang for sandwich

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arano 29
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I didn't know what it meant either but the context clues are all there if you just think about it.

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Starlight8 14
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Well not for an ole fart, like me! Ha.

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BethieCake 8
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I'm English and I've never heard that before hahah

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totallynotemily 25
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Put a fly in her soup

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cacheson 41
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On the bright side... Extra protein!

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Your mom is weaving quite the intricate web with her words.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Just reading this makes me cringe. Why didn't she take it out?! That's so nasty.

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ragnarok1540 39
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That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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marko1596 23
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This is fake and stupid

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cranberries_fml 17
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Maybe it's time to start packing your own lunch...

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Oceanborn_fml 24
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I was wondering why someone old enough to be hanging out on FML still had their mother make their sandwiches anyway.

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