By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
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That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

Why would she not get it out...?

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Why would she not get it out...?

You eating the spider has suddenly made you into Spider-Man.

Why does this have so many dislikes

Because it was cheesy.

#30 I feel like you have been waiting for forever to post that comment since you literally are a bowl of cheese

Why would she not take all the sarnies out shake the box and then put all the sarnies back and were the sarnies not covered in Saran Wrap

What are sarnies?

English slang for sandwich

I didn't know what it meant either but the context clues are all there if you just think about it.

Well not for an ole fart, like me! Ha.

I'm English and I've never heard that before hahah

Put a fly in her soup

On the bright side... Extra protein!

Your mom is weaving quite the intricate web with her words.

Just reading this makes me cringe. Why didn't she take it out?! That's so nasty.

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

This is fake and stupid

Maybe it's time to start packing your own lunch...

I was wondering why someone old enough to be hanging out on FML still had their mother make their sandwiches anyway.