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By Arachnaphobe - United States - Bloomington
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
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By  ragnarok1540  |  39

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand?

I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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By  ragnarok1540  |  39

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand?

I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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