Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
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lhazz11
| 23
Why would she not get it out...?
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SubaruWRXSTI
| 16
You eating the spider has suddenly made you into Spider-Man.
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Nvsmith
| 6
Why does this have so many dislikes
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Frillwee95
| 12
Because it was cheesy.
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Candijpg
| 17
#30 I feel like you have been waiting for forever to post that comment since you literally are a bowl of cheese
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
Why would she not take all the sarnies out shake the box and then put all the sarnies back and were the sarnies not covered in Saran Wrap
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iseebearbears
| 27
What are sarnies?
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Xandler
| 3
English slang for sandwich
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arano
| 29
I didn't know what it meant either but the context clues are all there if you just think about it.
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Starlight8
| 14
Well not for an ole fart, like me! Ha.
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BethieCake
| 8
I'm English and I've never heard that before hahah
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totallynotemily
| 25
Put a fly in her soup
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cacheson
| 39
On the bright side... Extra protein!
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Your mom is weaving quite the intricate web with her words.
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ScratchCatPower
| 32
Just reading this makes me cringe.
Why didn't she take it out?! That's so nasty.
Why didn't she take it out?! That's so nasty.
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ragnarok1540
| 39
That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand?
I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...
I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...
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marko1596
| 23
This is fake and stupid
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cranberries_fml
| 17
Maybe it's time to start packing your own lunch...
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Oceanborn_fml
| 24
I was wondering why someone old enough to be hanging out on FML still had their mother make their sandwiches anyway.
I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...