FML : Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his...

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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You deserved it

By Dlpnlvr85 - / Sunday 10 July 2016 18:43 / United States - Elkhart

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By tygerarmy | 35

#6647468 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:24

When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.

By LostInTheZone11 | 23

#6647443 - Monday 11 July 2016 08:58

You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.

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By zainman13 | 26

#6647440 - Monday 11 July 2016 08:57

I hope your husband is Ok. Hope you are OK. Fyl indeed

By LostInTheZone11 | 23

#6647443 - Monday 11 July 2016 08:58

You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.

Zehir_fml | 10

#6647469 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:26

my parents' rule is if the sunburn starts peeling, cover it with sunburn ointment and linen and avoid going outside until the burn is healed.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6652177 - Monday 18 July 2016 06:33

Yes, but have you ever molted, 10?

By mahughes | 19

#6647448 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:03

don't know what to say to that

Arkham_Callabero | 13

#6647783 - Monday 11 July 2016 07:31

And yet you still comment

By niftyismybitch | 21

#6647451 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:06

Now you know how Mrs. snake feels..

By ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6647452 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:06

Hey, I bet some people get off to that.

By admeid | 10

#6647458 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:09

Florida man strikes agai.......oh fuck I don't get to say that huh. Shit I was saving that one.

By Mathalamus | 22

#6647460 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:13

That is disgusting...

chosha_fml | 23

#6647596 - Monday 11 July 2016 02:51

No idea why you're getting downvoted. It would be totally gross.

By Draveren | 11

#6647463 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:16

I think I saw the same thing in an episode of Visitors. ...Watch out.

By tygerarmy | 35

#6647468 - Monday 11 July 2016 09:24

When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.

By Baustigt | 40

#6647501 - Monday 11 July 2016 10:24

Right. You just "woke up like that". Nice try, Leatherface. We all know how that skin really got there.

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