FML : Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By K-Rat / Sunday 9 October 2016 12:16 / United States

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By Tripartita | 44

#6707107 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:36

Today, after a lifetime of captivity, a neutering, and induced perpetual kittenhood—what science folk refer to as "behavioral neoteny"—I finally saw a chance to fulfill my predatory purpose! Not only did I fail miserably, but my captor took the opportunity to further humiliate me with unwanted ass-play.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6707101 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:03

I would be tempted to flip the cat the bird, but that's exactly what it would want. Damn those accursed intelligent beings!

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By Shawn2095 | 18

#6707100 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:00

Seems like a shitty situation. (I'm sorry)

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6707101 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:03

I would be tempted to flip the cat the bird, but that's exactly what it would want. Damn those accursed intelligent beings!

By Siehnados | 17

#6707102 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:04

Bird probably thought it was safe to fly past too, your cat is smarter than you think (and smarter than it probably looked at the time).

By RichardPencil | 22

#6707103 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:16

The cat "forced" you to wipe his ass? Who's the pussy in this scenario?

By Tripartita | 44

#6707107 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:36

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6707108 - Saturday 29 October 2016 01:36

You know, I've always been a dog person, but I love cats too. They sound like an absolute riot to live with.

missa8604 | 25

#6707391 - Sunday 30 October 2016 04:26

They are funny- more affectionate than you think and super independent/capable of being alone if you work or go to school. I got my cat when he was a few weeks old and he's 12 now. We have moved 9 times together and is the best lap warmer lol. You won't regret a cat (though I love dogs too)!