Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend...

By smyp - 27/8/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 3/7/2019 14:01

Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML

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By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

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By random guy - 30/3/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By rotezora - 2/9/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By rachiej8 - 10/6/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By bdsam - 23/1/2018 06:00

Yuck.

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/1/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By lauren - 30/3/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By hotdogbunz - 23/1/2018 19:00

Today, my coworker was supposed to pick me up to go to a work event as my car is broken. I waited 3 hours and he never showed. After he arrived late to the event due to traffic, he told my boss that he waited for me and I never came out. Guess who's unemployed now. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/6/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Anonymous - 6/10/2012 18:27 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/4/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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By Anonymous - 2/3/2017 12:00

Today, I used a blanket outside for a picnic. Later, while throwing it in the washer, I noticed a lizard jump out to land inbetween the bowl and the side. Then I noticed a wasp had joined it. I'm scared to open my washer now. FML

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By Katie - 30/6/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML

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By asadwa - 5/5/2011 05:38

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

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By Banana - 4/12/2012 16:04 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By littelace - 19/2/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/3/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/8/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By KP - 25/6/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By apaterra - 7/11/2015 14:14 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML

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By praise the prenup - 3/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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By hoops - 14/1/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By Kev - 23/5/2019 04:00

Today, after a number of other automotive misadventures, I tried to find out why my radiator fan decided to quit working. That's when my hood struts thought it would be a good time to give way. Now I have big bruise on my shoulder where the latch hit me. FML

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By heatproblems - 19/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/9/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By Stupidteach - 11/11/2009 12:47 - United States

Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/5/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML

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By Roselyn Cazares - 23/7/2017 19:55

Today, I was petting my female hamster when I felt a big mass under her. I immediately thought it was a tumor so I poked it to see if it hurt her. It didn't. Turns out my female hamster is actually a male, and he has really big balls. I touched my hamster's balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 6/2/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By robinhoood - 20/4/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

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By brunnells22 - 23/6/2020 23:00

Bob the Builder

Today, I was feeling pretty proud of myself for building an Ikea shelf/dresser combo completely by myself. When going to put the last drawer together, I dropped one of the boards. The corner landed perfectly in the middle of my phone screen, shattering it. It's going to cost $230 to fix it. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 9/12/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, I told a customer to have a nice day. Little did I know it'd make her have an emotional breakdown and nearly cause me to lose my job. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/4/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our 3rd wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say "I Do". I am now married to my step-brother. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/2/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 1/2/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6394625 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:17

What made this guy think that was the best time to tell you? What if you had decided to kick his ass during those 40 minutes

By Yazoo77 | 16

#6394610 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

How the fuck do friends think that's okay to even ATTEMPT and for/boyfriends???

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By DamnBailie | 23

#6394605 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:08

Seems like the hostility level is going up.
No. In all seriousness, im sorry OP.

By Blackhawk706 | 23

#6394607 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

Your friendship is gonna go down

mds9986 | 24

#6394718 - Thursday 27 August 2015 18:09

He was making an elevator pun #30. Calm down.

HanBrolo | 3

#6394832 - Thursday 27 August 2015 20:15

No, OP's girlfriend did

By Yazoo77 | 16

#6394610 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

How the fuck do friends think that's okay to even ATTEMPT and for/boyfriends???

DamnBailie | 23

#6394633 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:20

Most people suck. And some "Friends" suck even more.
I feel so bad for OP.

mds9986 | 24

#6394721 - Thursday 27 August 2015 18:11

Sex is a drug and people are addicted to it no matter how many people they hurt to get their fix.

MidnaLink | 32

#6394754 - Thursday 27 August 2015 19:16

Sadly, it takes two things that most people don't seem to/want to have. Will. Power.

thawny_fml | 21

#6394886 - Thursday 27 August 2015 20:51

Not gonna lie. If that happened to me, once the elevator started working again I'd be the only one walking out.

R2Y2 | 22

#6394890 - Thursday 27 August 2015 20:55

The worst betrayal is the one you don't see coming.

SubparAtBest | 23

#6394943 - Thursday 27 August 2015 22:16

Well we know th friend saw it cuming

Redgy22 | 25

#6395795 - Friday 28 August 2015 20:43

B.S. Cop out used by those who can't control themselves or don't want too.

By martizzle | 6

#6394611 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:10

That really sucked. A punch to his nuts...would have made you feel better.

hellnosucka | 27

#6394654 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:34

nowhere in the fml was a bag of nuts mentioned.

By llama_monicz | 21

#6394615 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:13

Congratulations on not killing him, you're a strong individual not many would've had as much control.

By quickfingers100 | 15

#6394619 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:15

The elevator wasn't the only thing that went down!!!! In all serious, this guy isn't your friend and your gf should be your ex! Totally unacceptable!

By StupidUsername89 | 23

#6394620 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:15

Good job for not killing him But anyone who clicks the YDI is a bitch

By cutycat136 | 28

#6394625 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:17

What made this guy think that was the best time to tell you? What if you had decided to kick his ass during those 40 minutes

toaster87 | 19

#6394662 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:38

I think the elevator got stuck after he had spilled his guilty conscious

pleasedie | 22

#6394729 - Thursday 27 August 2015 18:20

Guessing the "friend" knew OP wasn't going to do anything.

Bricktothehead | 21

#6394830 - Thursday 27 August 2015 20:14

I want to know if he tried!

AbtractAngela | 17

#6395156 - Friday 28 August 2015 3:18

Maybe his friend thought that this was the end, and couldn't bear dying before getting it out of his conscience?

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6394627 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:17

I'm sorry OP): You have a lot more self control than I would've had in a situation like that lol

By Psycocharger | 19

#6394628 - Thursday 27 August 2015 16:18

At least you had the time to be angry at him in the elevator :)

MRSwick2525 | 23

#6394738 - Thursday 27 August 2015 18:38

Maybe it's me today and the complete lack of sleep that I get each night but #10's comment doesn't make much sense to me. So Thank God for the Elevator or OP would have never gotten angry with his Douche Bag friend.