Gardening world

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
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NeDaroft 5

I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Those damn trees. *shakes fists angrily in the air.

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gojira666 7

U want ur husband to trim the lower part of his tree eh?? *wink wink

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italiancows 8

You will thumb down this comment.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Those damn trees. *shakes fists angrily in the air.

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reddudeover 2

*Comes and stands next to you mockingly shaking fist until you realize tress are intimate objects. :P

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ripresno 10

22-Yup trees can get very intimate at times. If you know what I mean. :)

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kandi_kid69 15

Those damned trees get away with so much. ]:<

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reddudeover 2

26 - Technically I didn't say trees. ;p But, I know what you mean *nods approvingly *looks around... Wtf does he mean? o.O

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PurplePoet 5

52 - You said "intimate" instead of "inanimate." If that's what you MEANT to say then I'm as confused as you =p

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Briiyahh 7

Wow you should have seen that they were too low lmao

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NeDaroft 5

I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha

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Mommyof2_91 10

Haha glad I wasn't the only one

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MrSassypants 33

I thought OP said her husband was going to trim the branches on the family tree. I thought: "HOLY CRAP HE'S GOING TO MURDER THE CHILDREN!"

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TheGITP 0

Is it safe to say we're all branches from the same tree?

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ss_20_xx 14

5, yes! Haha I read the FML twice to fully grasp the literal meaning.

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Amanyyyyyy 29

5- Good to know I'm not alone!

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lovepandorasaver 11

Don't you just hate when the things you love beat you.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Apparently Rihanna and the BDSM club don't.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

And men. Men love it when you beat em. Or they'll do it themselves.

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shawnaishere 14

That just show us, women cannot always be right as much we love to.

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lenluigi 6

husband: ow damn! look what you did to the tree! *gives tree a hug*.

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Hamo 5

If he's your husband then he will understand and not use your misfortune as an excuse to cut the tree. Stuff like this happens but when you have a hubby, he makes it feel better

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KiRaKaT 9

You've never met my husband...he would have been pointing a finger at me laughing away and saying "I told you so!"

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