That one weird kid
By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States
By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States
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By dude, where's my balls? :( - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage
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By Taurus_ChicKa - 13/05/2020 23:00
Oh wow, this got posted! Awesome! Thank you so much, everyone. I am better now, and am so ready for this pandemic to end. My foot was black and blue for a few days, all the way to my toes, but fortunately no broken bones. I'm walking normal again and my bosses are insisting on paying the medical bills (even though it was my own clumsy fault). :)
By fishyrael - 16/05/2020 13:20
Anyone worried, she is fine. I took her in the second I realized what she'd done. They tried to induce vomiting but she's a stubborn little thing and wasn't even affected by the procedure so they ended up having to put her under and get the hair ties out with a grabber. No surgery thankfully. She was very sleepy and wobbly after but after a nap she was back to her old hellion self. I know I could've waited to see if they would pass naturally but she's only 8 months old and hair ties can be deadly if they don't pass, and surgery would've been much more expensive and stressful for her at that point. The new hair ties are in a heavy wooden drawer that I'm certain she's not strong enough to open, unlike the light plywood desk drawer they were in before, that I am now aware she can, in fact, open.
By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States
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By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck
By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada
By helplesssssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By pop_rox - 30/01/2009 14:07 - United States
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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41
By calikola - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 04:09 - United States - Hudson Falls
By naughtytwinsisters - 25/02/2011 08:27 - Philippines
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Lol thank everyone! My iPhone wasn't in a case but surprisingly it's fine! But the wall, not so much. I kinda put a hole in it haha