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  YtotsDI  |  14

*hands you an envelope* in here is your fake id Fake money ($1000,000) Fake bus pass and fake gum Go down to the train station down town and meet my cousin lary (he has a green hat and red hair with a big sign on his back saying "HI IM LARRY. DONT F*CK ME!") he will take you away in a truck. He will take you to canada where you can take a plane to Hawaii where you can take a boat to china. Once you get there you will realize you forgot your envelope and take a boat back to Hawaii take the plane back to canada, drive back home and grab your envelope and do it all again. Once you get to china, talk to my friend Ying. He will get you started on your new life.

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  Mitcha857  |  14

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  Mitcha857  |  14

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  lrgenesis  |  26

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  Meowingtons500  |  26

I'm Canadian. I've never seen a polar bear or igloo up close but I do know we have ketchup chips, kinder surprises, free healthcare, better bacon, way less aryan brothers (if any,) and me!

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  TheDrifter  |  26

We still have the Aryan Brotherhood here, but real maple syrup makes up for any potential risk. What I wonder though, if she's attracted to that kind of guy, what sort of jerk did op come across as?

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  GoW_Chick  |  26

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  TheDrifter  |  26

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  Meowingtons500  |  26

Haha, well I'm sorry, I've tried bacon in the states, and bacon in Canada and I prefer ours by alot. I'm not gonna lie, I'm very jealous that you guys have vanilla and cherry coke, and better kfc. :)

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  GoW_Chick  |  26

I'm jealous that you get to call your police force Mounties, but you really don't have vanilla coke over there, that is terrible, I shall send you some friend. :)

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  stevenJB  |  41

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