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*hands you an envelope* in here is your fake id Fake money ($1000,000) Fake bus pass and fake gum Go down to the train station down town and meet my cousin lary (he has a green hat and red hair with a big sign on his back saying "HI IM LARRY. DONT F*CK ME!") he will take you away in a truck. He will take you to canada where you can take a plane to Hawaii where you can take a boat to china. Once you get there you will realize you forgot your envelope and take a boat back to Hawaii take

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No, ... not Mexico. They (white supremists) don't like Mexicans.... & weapons are readily available there. I suggest Canada.

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I'm Canadian. I've never seen a polar bear or igloo up close but I do know we have ketchup chips, kinder surprises, free healthcare, better bacon, way less aryan brothers (if any,) and me!

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We still have the Aryan Brotherhood here, but real maple syrup makes up for any potential risk. What I wonder though, if she's attracted to that kind of guy, what sort of jerk did op come across as?

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Haha, well I'm sorry, I've tried bacon in the states, and bacon in Canada and I prefer ours by alot. I'm not gonna lie, I'm very jealous that you guys have vanilla and cherry coke, and better kfc. :)

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How about to new Zealand.. Or to Papua new guinea... They won't find him there cause they probably don't know where it is

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I'm jealous that you get to call your police force Mounties, but you really don't have vanilla coke over there, that is terrible, I shall send you some friend. :)

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