By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States
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*hands you an envelope* in here is your fake id Fake money ($1000,000) Fake bus pass and fake gum Go down to the train station down town and meet my cousin lary (he has a green hat and red hair with a big sign on his back saying "HI IM LARRY. DONT F*CK ME!") he will take you away in a truck. He will take you to canada where you can take a plane to Hawaii where you can take a boat to china. Once you get there you will realize you forgot your envelope and take a boat back to Hawaii take the plane back to canada, drive back home and grab your envelope and do it all again. Once you get to china, talk to my friend Ying. He will get you started on your new life.
First off he's in jail so he really can't get to you. Secondly, do you really think she would fool around if he could somehow find out? How would he anyways? Quit being a pussy! Stop being afraid of someone who can't touch you