Health, Covid, Birthday, Cats and Coronavirus: Get well soon - FML

Get well soon

By Taurus_ChicKa - 13/05/2020 23:00

Today, it's my birthday. The day started with the cat waking me up at 4 a.m., going to work since I'm considered essential, then falling down the stairs while at work. I'm now limping with a bruised/swollen foot, I can't celebrate with my family because of COVID-19, and I just started my period. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Sunday 17 May 2020 19:47

Oh wow, this got posted! Awesome! Thank you so much, everyone. I am better now, and am so ready for this pandemic to end. My foot was black and blue for a few days, all the way to my toes, but fortunately no broken bones. I'm walking normal again and my bosses are insisting on paying the medical bills (even though it was my own clumsy fault). :)

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 13 May 2020 23:55

Happy birthday! Best wishes, and get well soon!

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Wednesday 13 May 2020 23:59

Happy bday ! Hope you get well soon and sorry you didn’t have a better day

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 13 May 2020 23:55

Happy birthday! Best wishes, and get well soon!

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Wednesday 13 May 2020 23:59

Happy bday ! Hope you get well soon and sorry you didn’t have a better day

dahthunderbird 8

Thursday 14 May 2020 1:08

happy birthday!!!! i had a lonely birthday myself! its weird now with the covid-19 ugb

Jones Antonio 6

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Thursday 14 May 2020 1:25

Happy Birthday to you! Enjoy your day and get well soon :)

Kevin Fletcher 10

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Thursday 14 May 2020 2:26

Sympathy to you and happy birthday

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Thursday 14 May 2020 5:04

Somewhere around here, I posted how I spent my birthday in the hospital trying to figure out how to get health insurance. Quarantine birthdays suck.

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Thursday 14 May 2020 11:22

Workman’s comp?

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Thursday 14 May 2020 17:26

Happy birthday! I hope you recover quickly :)

sickerthanyou 13

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Friday 15 May 2020 7:05

But now your FML got posted!, happy birthday!

Nikki Lynn Richardson 4

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Friday 15 May 2020 20:04

I had the same situation happen to me as well a few days ago but it wasn’t my birthday.

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