Kids, Covid and Lockdown: Priorities - FML

Priorities

By Anonymous - 31/05/2020 02:03

Today my husband cried tears of joy because we now have dates for : 1 - When our son can go back to school, and 2 - When the pubs will reopen. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:03

Your husband must be the guy on top of this who can't wait for his kids to move out on their own.

Kate Lynn Corcoran 3

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:28

I am also looking forward to those dates . . .

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 31 May 2020 3:28

Trying to homeschool your child while sober is more than most men should have to endure.

no0ne0890 29

Sunday 31 May 2020 9:48

tell me about! I had to homeschool my nephew all while I still had my own classes and assignments to do and I wanted to blow my ******* brains out. luckily I don't have to do that anymore but it was a rough month or so.

tounces7 27

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:03

Your husband must be the guy on top of this who can't wait for his kids to move out on their own.

Kate Lynn Corcoran 3

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:28

I am also looking forward to those dates . . .

jk_waks 20

Monday 1 June 2020 18:18

are you from india?

millsjoshua949 12

Monday 6 July 2020 19:43

I'm completely confused by this. I have no idea why this upsets you.

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