Today my husband cried tears of joy because we now have dates for : 1 - When our son can go back to school, and 2 - When the pubs will reopen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML
Today, my husband got home from a date, since he can't wait for our divorce to go through on account of his cheating. I literally put off medical school for this. FML
Today, my fiancé and I finally had the house to ourselves for the night for the first time in MONTHS, and we don't know when we will get a chance like this again. So, he texts his buddy to play zombies. FML
Today, if I’m not at work, I’m spending my time racing back and forth between sheer relief that I’m no longer married to my ex-husband and that I’ve got my freedom and independence back, and bursting into tears because the slightest thing reminds me of him, and I miss the awful twat. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again for the first time in six weeks. Since I’ve come down with Covid, the only real difference it makes with our virtual contact is that now we can wave to each other in person. FML
Today, I told my family I’m pregnant again. My boyfriend is now sat outside, crying and getting drunk. My oldest son is looking at apartments for rent because he doesn’t want to be around screaming babies again, and my younger two are crying because they don’t want another sibling either. FML
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
Today, my wife was lucky not to get fired from her part-time job for doing nothing since we went into lockdown 8 weeks ago. To celebrate this, she has downed two bottles of red wine and watched an entire season of Virgin River. Guess I’ll have to find a third job to make up the income when the inevitable happens. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Your husband must be the guy on top of this who can't wait for his kids to move out on their own.
Kate Lynn Corcoran 3
I am also looking forward to those dates . . .
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Trying to homeschool your child while sober is more than most men should have to endure.
no0ne0890 29
tell me about! I had to homeschool my nephew all while I still had my own classes and assignments to do and I wanted to blow my ******* brains out. luckily I don't have to do that anymore but it was a rough month or so.
tounces7 28
Your husband must be the guy on top of this who can't wait for his kids to move out on their own.
Kate Lynn Corcoran 3
I am also looking forward to those dates . . .
jk_waks 20
are you from india?
millsjoshua949 12
I'm completely confused by this. I have no idea why this upsets you.