Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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You deserved it 443

By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

bekahshae 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:21

I say your life doesn't suck, that's freakin awesome. I wish I could do that every time I took a shower.

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:23

YDI for eating babies.

katsoplat 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:42

YDI for menstruating.

djb23 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:10

pics or it didn't happen ;)

TrueFear94 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:59

YDI for being black

unkinged44 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:24

I DO do that with a air conditioner

oogyboogy 6

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:50

i do that with my clothes dryer

kingofstuff 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:11

YDI for having random sex with spiders

ReasonsToFly 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:21

YDI FOR WEARING BLUE

ninaaftermath 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 18:15

Ydi for peeing on monkeys

RhymePrime 7

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:07

YDI for showering

Megan36 3

Friday 7 January 2011 5:50

holy s*it my family go's to the beach in North Carolina...we rent a beach house for one week also...

missalkali 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:56

go's?!?? have you gone to school?! ever?!

cjl922 17

Tuesday 14 June 2016 16:57

Yea, go's to school

RJB 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

sucks for you. :-p

cuterthanuthink 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:25

lol wow

mrlucky4444 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:25

That's hilarious

Knight05 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:25

Third!

theapplekid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:11

FAIL!!

DieterDerBlau 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:27

damn woman, no spare sheets?? no nothing? Way to prepare!!!!

cha40_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:23

yea like she couldve used the shirt she was wearing before getting in the shower or something... not just stand there for 20 minutes... and even if she did dry after 20 minutes, how did she get clothes to put on or something to cover her self to get out of the bathroom?