By pizzafaceinc - United States
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
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By  jdub28  |  0

I'd be a little concerned if I was punched in the head while sleeping and it didn't wake me up.
About this whole focus on grammar, are you an English teacher? If you aren't, and grammar bothers you that much, then I suggest you take something for your misplaced anxiety.