His wife is that karate dude's wife from Napolean Dynamite!

Don't be, it was a good and funny reference :) now I'm gonna go eat some gosh darn qas-o-dillas...

What about, um, he's a sexist?

OP can just use the money to invest in smaller and lighter ones, and work his way up there.

It's also not a big deal cause OP might've been using the weights for curls or something while the lady could be dead lifting for all we know

Gone.

I mean heavy...

If they are for a woman...... But I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the wife is just as ripped as the seller.

Yeah I was just joking, but he doesn't say how heavy the weights were so its hard to tell how embarrassing it is for him. If they were really heavy then she's probably ripped like her husband. But if they were lighter then that's when it gets awkward..

Napoleon Dynamite by chance?

5-What I thought. 13-Who I pictured. I think her name is Starla.

#5- Women can get strong and muscular but they don't get "ripped" like men do (meaning tons of muscle) unless they take testosterone.

It depends on the woman and the man tbh. Some medical conditions cause some women to produce more testosterone/muscle mass than some men. Some men have low testosterone. Maybe you see those as exceptions, but I don't. Besides, the wife could just be better than OP. Practice makes perfect and whatnot

Men are genetically stronger than women. Men have much more muscle mass and much higher amounts of testosterone. Men are stronger than women unless the woman uses steroids (even then there's no guarantee). I know people like to say that "everyone is the same" but this is really far from reality. As for the FML, there's a million different exercises you can do with free weights, and there's no way to know which exercises OP felt were too hard. For example, OP might not be able to curl the weights, but could easily dumbbell press them. The wife could also need them for an "easier" exercise.

I don't like how you regard a woman being stronger than a man as being so unheard of. Yes, men are stronger on average but that doesn't mean that OP is very strong or that the man's wife is on steroids.

You definitely sound like someone who is quite serious about lifting weights. Take that in any way you want.

There's a huge difference between the average man being "stronger" (debateable depending on how you define the word--women have physical advantages that are often ignored) & EVERY man being stronger than every woman. Individual body types, age, practice, & diet can make a bigger difference than sex.

59- You've obviously never seen women that do crossfit.

A lot of woman are unnoticeably strong. You don't need to necessarily bulk up. I know girls who lift heavier weights than most men, but don't look like body builders.

37 is right! also, it depends on what they're used for. I mean, most people can lift way more with their legs than they can with their arms and whatnot.

Was that supposed to be a reference or a question?

Shit Tyrone, get it together.

Why can't he, hold all those weights?

i think he doesnt, other wise he would have kept them for the future excersise

My face when no one recognizes the meme.