Kids, Parenting, Poopoo peepee and Babies: Explain yourself

Explain yourself

By Poop Boy 416 - 06/11/2022 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I forgot to clean up poop before a home inspection, so the inspector questioned me on why I had dried shit sitting on a table, with flies all over it. FML

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By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Stained for life

By Chris - 08/03/2023 18:00 - Ireland

Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2022 16:19

You poop on your table? And it's so normal to you for poop to be on a table that you can forget it?

Hangryko 29

Sunday 6 November 2022 17:58

I need more information. I am so confused.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2022 16:19

You poop on your table? And it's so normal to you for poop to be on a table that you can forget it?

Iifa 7

Sunday 6 November 2022 16:35

What? Why poop? Did you poop and didn't clean it? Or was it a pet poop, and you went for cleaning supplies and forgot? Or you usually poop and leave it? I'm really confused, in my experience most people wipe immediately poop of themselves and in their homes out of disgust. What did I miss?...

Hangryko 29

Sunday 6 November 2022 17:58

I need more information. I am so confused.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 6 November 2022 18:54

This isn't what people usually mean when they say they leave shit lying around the house. What the ****?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 6 November 2022 20:52

What the actual f***? We need more information... for instance, was this human shit? Animal? Why was it EVER on the table? How did you forget about it? Just... why?

JackWood 20

Sunday 6 November 2022 23:56

Sure you did

JackWood 20

Sunday 6 November 2022 23:59

Poop on a table and you forgot to clean it up? What was it that was so much more important that you forgot? In what world wouldn't an inspector question this?

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 14 July 2024 0:52

Clearly the inspector is a very necessary thing in your life. I mean.. I don't think I have ever seen either a dog or a cat shit on a table. Maybe a bird? Wtf?