You poop on your table? And it's so normal to you for poop to be on a table that you can forget it?

What? Why poop? Did you poop and didn't clean it? Or was it a pet poop, and you went for cleaning supplies and forgot? Or you usually poop and leave it? I'm really confused, in my experience most people wipe immediately poop of themselves and in their homes out of disgust. What did I miss?...

I need more information. I am so confused.

This isn't what people usually mean when they say they leave shit lying around the house. What the ****?

What the actual f***? We need more information... for instance, was this human shit? Animal? Why was it EVER on the table? How did you forget about it? Just... why?

Sure you did

Poop on a table and you forgot to clean it up? What was it that was so much more important that you forgot? In what world wouldn't an inspector question this?