By loko0909 - 21/10/2015 02:00 - United States - Cincinnati
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What are the odds?
By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States
By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.
By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States
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By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!
By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany
Serious
By Laurendorcus - 14/03/2010 23:13 - France
By pabj208 - 06/03/2015 00:07 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
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OP here. Thanks for the comments everyone, you'll be pleased to hear that today I did phone up the restaurant posing as 'a member of the girl's team' (which is technically true), as I didn't want to identify myself. I can take a bit of banter as much as the next person, and although I'm sure it was meant as a joke, it certainly crossed a line. I thought I'd say something to his manager in case he repeated his actions to someone less capable of standing up for themselves than me! You never know who he might try it with again... The (female) owner was horrified and said she was furious with the waiter, who had apparently worked there for 20 years. She'll be having a chat with him later on and offered me and 'the girl' (also me!) a free pizza each. I don't think I'll be taking them up on the offer! Oh, and my team were lovely about it- after the shocked silence they all agreed that he crossed a line and were very supportive :)
Chuds everywhere
By satanworshipper - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood
By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States
Moral panic #2766
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kamloops
Beginner's luck
By dumbass - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco
Workers of the world…
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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States
This is lit
By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States
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Anger management
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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo
No match for the overwhelming force
By biotch - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By ThatAintLogical - 18/12/2009 20:46 - United States
Bad idea
By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton
By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier
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I made an account because this is my FML and wanted to comment on all the questions and whatnot. My boyfriend and I had been having problems for a while now, but we just had a beautiful daughter 7 months ago, so we wanted to do our best to make things work. The place we were renting had been sold and we didn't really have the money to afford a deposit and rent towards a new place since I was only working part time due to the baby, so we moved into his moms to save up for it. When he told me he wanted to break up, I knew in my heart that it was the right thing. Forcing something that wasn't meant to be isn't the way to go. His mother is an amazing person and isn't forcing me and my daughter out, rather helping me find a better job, get my license, and generally get my life together before I move out. He is actually looking for a place to move out himself. And it isn't at all awkward between us living together right now, especially since he is in the basement in his own room and I'm in the room upstairs with my daughter. We are taking the mature route, trying to stay friends for our daughters sake, and there really isn't any bad blood between us since I knew in my heart it was time to split as well. although it wasn't the best idea to move in with his mother but there wasn't any other viable options. I'm just thankful his mother understands my situation and is doing what she can to help me get back on my feet.