FML : Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what...

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Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 8 May 2015 13:51 / United States - Pottstown

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By That_Guy_69_ | 8

#6285591 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Fart smell and vomit smell, hopefully wasn't a long car ride

By evank98 | 10

#6285598 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:51

Hate to say it but you deserved itOP

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By OhWhoCares | 42

#6285585 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Aw that's nasty... Vomit smell never leaves from a car. Summer is coming and that heat is gonna make it stink! I guess now you know not to fart in the car LOL

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ZombieVampirez | 24

#6285640 - Saturday 9 May 2015 0:13

You better hope the seat covers come off to be cleaned. YDI. Btw, Love your picture

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jtfrisch | 22

#6285801 - Saturday 9 May 2015 5:21

Winter is coming*

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flyingmind_fml | 17

#6285853 - Saturday 9 May 2015 7:41

#46 that could b possible if u were living in another planet !!

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badgercheese94 | 13

#6285855 - Saturday 9 May 2015 7:43

#54 or Australia...

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starile | 19

#6285866 - Saturday 9 May 2015 7:56

lol #54 seems to have forgotten that people living in one hemisphere will have opposite seasons than in the other hemisphere.

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xapocxbiggunx | 4

#6286199 - Saturday 9 May 2015 16:25

what the hell kind of profile picture is that xD

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jtfrisch | 22

#6286507 - Saturday 9 May 2015 23:11

It's a game of thrones reference. Not talking about weather on any hemisphere

By Pharmkitty | 11

#6285586 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

I hope you weren't a sympathetic puker... That sounds very unpleasant!

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SlimDanny | 15

#6285701 - Saturday 9 May 2015 2:07

Unpleasant may be a bit of an understatement.

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jmigs17 | 19

#6285747 - Saturday 9 May 2015 3:51

"Bit of an understatement" might be quite the understatement.

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starile | 19

#6285867 - Saturday 9 May 2015 7:57

"quite the understatement" might be a rather appropriate statement

By boredSOLDIER | 33

#6285587 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Raaaaaaaalph

By srhearrell | 20

#6285590 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Yeah, that never ends well. Hope you aren't a sympathy puker...

By That_Guy_69_ | 8

#6285591 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Fart smell and vomit smell, hopefully wasn't a long car ride

By theperfectchild | 13

#6285596 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:51

When's the last time you shat? YDI but I definitely would have done the same thing as you. Haha

By evank98 | 10

#6285598 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:51

Hate to say it but you deserved itOP

By brvnnx | 18

#6285610 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:54

YDI For being a dickhead to your brother.

By khaoticpanda | 28

#6285611 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:54

Time to roll the window down

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OysterPearls | 33

#6285734 - Saturday 9 May 2015 3:26

And maybe add an air freshener or two, or ten...

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6285807 - Saturday 9 May 2015 5:34

time to buy a new car

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flyingmind_fml | 17

#6285859 - Saturday 9 May 2015 7:47

#47 and it would b better if it was convertible !!

By briang959 | 46

#6285612 - Friday 8 May 2015 23:54

A lap full of vomit may still be better than underwear full of poop.

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