By creys - 18/11/2012 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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TJhudson181 12

How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

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Cashtangoteam 10

I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.

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TJhudson181 12

How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

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thepersonyouknow 9

how would she deserve it if shes over 8?

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oj101 33

#12 because you're only small enough take a ride in a trolley off a parent when you're 8 and under. Generally, it's a thing younger kids do, and not mature adults.

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Cashtangoteam 10

I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.

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biggestfan23 11

#29 when you get older its only fun when you're drunk

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wallandpiece 16

Being pushed around in those things is really fun, regardless of age. Even if it's not fun, does OP deserve to be pushed in front of a car for it?

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Yeah come on guys, if he's over 8 he deserves to get hit by a car! What has FML come to.

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pradip 26

I don't think a girl below 8 knows to post a FML. So OP FYL

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Read it again. Comment something more... Relevant. I understand you want to get right at the top, but what's the point if you'll only get thumbed down?

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g02hell 2

Dude you need to loosen up. You're taking this way to seriously.

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2pepper3 10

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way...

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pickles1994 18

I'm pretty sure it's very possible, just saying.

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Marrach 7

Guy: Sir, I really don't see a reason as to why your son was in the shopping cart at that age..

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Wishez 12

If your more than 10 years old, why would you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?

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Enslaved 36

Because it'll be fun! You could pretend to be Speed Racer!(:

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gg215 6

If you're human why would'nt you want to be pushed in a cart lol

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Misswildsides 22

I still get a kick out of it. I also enjoy standing on the bar at the bottom of the cart and pushing myself around on it. :)

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Wishez 12

42- that I can agree with, I just can't see being in the cart is all.

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RIPmitchlucker 0

Why wouldn't you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?

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outoftown 26

#44, It's one of the few benefits for kids who are small for their age.

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DocBastard 38

If he's really that desperate for money, he should try selling plasma or sperm or a kidney. This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.

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sofia_palermo 1

it's illegal to sell an organ

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DocBastard 38

Maybe where YOU come from its illegal. Where I live, people sell organs all the time. Livers, kidneys, eyes, brains, you name it.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

What's the going rate for a kidney and one... no wait I need the cash... both eyeballs?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

62- Do they have to be my own arm and leg?

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FuzzyJack 15

I'm really wondering how old you are.. Being pushed around in a cart by your dad doesn't sound very cool to me.

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djinnsnme 19

Who doesn't love being pushed in a shopping cart!

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freckleface221 19

Being cool has nothing to do with it buddy.

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Why didn't he complete the task?

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kroekdog 7

Probably would have worked, too.

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ConBroChilll 9

You Candadians just don't get it, huh. Its a shame.

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MissMae93 23

30 - Oh no, don't get it twisted. She's 14 - that's where the issue is. I can't count the number of times I've ridden in a shopping cart. It's exceptionally fun with a good layer of ice/snow on the ground.

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cheekyterier 13

i was referring to the fact he wanted to sue, not the shopping carts; my friends and i take them to our frozen pond in the winter and race across it, its the best xD

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