Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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TJhudson181
| 12
How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.
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Cashtangoteam
| 10
I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.
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TJhudson181
| 12
How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.
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thepersonyouknow
| 9
how would she deserve it if shes over 8?
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oj101
| 33
#12 because you're only small enough take a ride in a trolley off a parent when you're 8 and under. Generally, it's a thing younger kids do, and not mature adults.
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Cashtangoteam
| 10
I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.
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biggestfan23
| 11
#29 when you get older its only fun when you're drunk
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wallandpiece
| 16
Being pushed around in those things is really fun, regardless of age. Even if it's not fun, does OP deserve to be pushed in front of a car for it?
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Yeah come on guys, if he's over 8 he deserves to get hit by a car! What has FML come to.
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pradip
| 26
I don't think a girl below 8 knows to post a FML. So OP FYL
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mjh1223
| 3
Wait, what?
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
Read it again. Comment something more... Relevant.
I understand you want to get right at the top, but what's the point if you'll only get thumbed down?
I understand you want to get right at the top, but what's the point if you'll only get thumbed down?
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g02hell
| 2
Dude you need to loosen up. You're taking this way to seriously.
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2pepper3
| 10
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way...
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pickles1994
| 18
I'm pretty sure it's very possible, just saying.
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Marrach
| 7
Guy: Sir, I really don't see a reason as to why your son was in the shopping cart at that age..
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Wishez
| 12
If your more than 10 years old, why would you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?
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Enslaved
| 36
Because it'll be fun! You could pretend to be Speed Racer!(:
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gg215
| 6
If you're human why would'nt you want to be pushed in a cart lol
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Misswildsides
| 22
I still get a kick out of it. I also enjoy standing on the bar at the bottom of the cart and pushing myself around on it. :)
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Wishez
| 12
42- that I can agree with, I just can't see being in the cart is all.
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RIPmitchlucker
| 0
Why wouldn't you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?
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outoftown
| 26
#44, It's one of the few benefits for kids who are small for their age.
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kooochris1995
| 14
That is being cool OP.
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DocBastard
| 38
If he's really that desperate for money, he should try selling plasma or sperm or a kidney.
This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.
This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.
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mario2012
| 18
I love those movies.
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sofia_palermo
| 1
it's illegal to sell an organ
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DocBastard
| 38
Maybe where YOU come from its illegal. Where I live, people sell organs all the time. Livers, kidneys, eyes, brains, you name it.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
What's the going rate for a kidney and one... no wait I need the cash... both eyeballs?
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Meettitan
| 14
60- An arm and a leg.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
62- Do they have to be my own arm and leg?
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FuzzyJack
| 15
I'm really wondering how old you are.. Being pushed around in a cart by your dad doesn't sound very cool to me.
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djinnsnme
| 19
Who doesn't love being pushed in a shopping cart!
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trivel64
| 16
Someone had a crappy childhood.
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freckleface221
| 19
Being cool has nothing to do with it buddy.
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JJJJJakkkkeee
| 6
Why didn't he complete the task?
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kroekdog
| 7
Probably would have worked, too.
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cheekyterier
| 13
'Murica
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ConBroChilll
| 9
You Candadians just don't get it, huh. Its a shame.
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MissMae93
| 23
30 - Oh no, don't get it twisted. She's 14 - that's where the issue is. I can't count the number of times I've ridden in a shopping cart. It's exceptionally fun with a good layer of ice/snow on the ground.
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cheekyterier
| 13
i was referring to the fact he wanted to sue, not the shopping carts; my friends and i take them to our frozen pond in the winter and race across it, its the best xD