FML : Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and...

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By creys / Sunday 18 November 2012 07:04 / United States

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By TJhudson181 | 12

#5160999 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:45

How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

By Cashtangoteam | 10

#5161123 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:36

I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.

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By TJhudson181 | 12

#5160999 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:45

How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

thepersonyouknow | 9

#5161032 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:15

how would she deserve it if shes over 8?

oj101 | 33

#5161044 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:28

#12 because you're only small enough take a ride in a trolley off a parent when you're 8 and under. Generally, it's a thing younger kids do, and not mature adults.

Cashtangoteam | 10

#5161123 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:36

I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.

biggestfan23 | 11

#5161146 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:04

#29 when you get older its only fun when you're drunk

wallandpiece | 16

#5161214 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:59

Being pushed around in those things is really fun, regardless of age. Even if it's not fun, does OP deserve to be pushed in front of a car for it?

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#5161382 - Sunday 18 November 2012 18:54

Yeah come on guys, if he's over 8 he deserves to get hit by a car! What has FML come to.

pradip | 25

#5161688 - Sunday 18 November 2012 20:21

I don't think a girl below 8 knows to post a FML. So OP FYL

By mjh1223 | 3

#5161000 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:45

Wait, what?

ALlamaOnFire | 20

#5161056 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:31

Read it again. Comment something more... Relevant.
I understand you want to get right at the top, but what's the point if you'll only get thumbed down?

g02hell | 2

#5161912 - Sunday 18 November 2012 22:17

Dude you need to loosen up. You're taking this way to seriously.

By 2pepper3 | 10

#5161002 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:49

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way...

pickles1994 | 18

#5161012 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:56

I'm pretty sure it's very possible, just saying.

Marrach | 7

#5161138 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:52

Guy: Sir, I really don't see a reason as to why your son was in the shopping cart at that age..

By Wishez | 12

#5161004 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:50

If your more than 10 years old, why would you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?

Enslaved | 36

#5161074 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:46

Because it'll be fun! You could pretend to be Speed Racer!(:

gg215 | 6

#5161147 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:04

If you're human why would'nt you want to be pushed in a cart lol

Misswildsides | 22

#5161194 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:46

I still get a kick out of it. I also enjoy standing on the bar at the bottom of the cart and pushing myself around on it. :)

Wishez | 12

#5161207 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:55

42- that I can agree with, I just can't see being in the cart is all.

RIPmitchlucker | 0

#5161295 - Sunday 18 November 2012 18:15

Why wouldn't you want to be pushed around in a shopping cart?

outoftown | 26

#5162141 - Monday 19 November 2012 0:27

#44, It's one of the few benefits for kids who are small for their age.

By kooochris1995 | 14

#5161005 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:50

That is being cool OP.

By DocBastard | 38

#5161008 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:51

If he's really that desperate for money, he should try selling plasma or sperm or a kidney.

This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.

mario2012 | 18

#5161115 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:27

I love those movies.

sofia_palermo | 1

#5161979 - Sunday 18 November 2012 22:54

it's illegal to sell an organ

DocBastard | 38

#5162023 - Sunday 18 November 2012 23:08

Maybe where YOU come from its illegal. Where I live, people sell organs all the time. Livers, kidneys, eyes, brains, you name it.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5162125 - Monday 19 November 2012 0:20

What's the going rate for a kidney and one... no wait I need the cash... both eyeballs?

Meettitan | 14

#5162225 - Monday 19 November 2012 1:39

60- An arm and a leg.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5162231 - Monday 19 November 2012 1:44

62- Do they have to be my own arm and leg?

By FuzzyJack | 15

#5161011 - Sunday 18 November 2012 13:55

I'm really wondering how old you are.. Being pushed around in a cart by your dad doesn't sound very cool to me.

djinnsnme | 19

#5161110 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:24

Who doesn't love being pushed in a shopping cart!

trivel64 | 16

#5162576 - Monday 19 November 2012 3:51

Someone had a crappy childhood.

freckleface221 | 19

#5163458 - Monday 19 November 2012 10:22

Being cool has nothing to do with it buddy.

By JJJJJakkkkeee | 6

#5161020 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:04

Why didn't he complete the task?

By kroekdog | 7

#5161023 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:07

Probably would have worked, too.

By cheekyterier | 13

#5161028 - Sunday 18 November 2012 14:11

'Murica

ConBroChilll | 9

#5161127 - Sunday 18 November 2012 15:40

You Candadians just don't get it, huh. Its a shame.

MissMae93 | 23

#5161157 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:20

30 - Oh no, don't get it twisted. She's 14 - that's where the issue is. I can't count the number of times I've ridden in a shopping cart. It's exceptionally fun with a good layer of ice/snow on the ground.

cheekyterier | 13

#5161160 - Sunday 18 November 2012 16:23

i was referring to the fact he wanted to sue, not the shopping carts; my friends and i take them to our frozen pond in the winter and race across it, its the best xD