Wild ride

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be got to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML
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Top comments

alex1432 9

Could've been worse. You could have shit yourself.

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courtssss 0

if your talking about draculas on the gold coast..... there are toilets in the show room and you don't have to get on a ghost train to get to them...... you only get on the ghost train to get inside.... I work there....FAIL

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forthepainx3 0

looks like someone (puts on sun glasses) pissed themselves

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Nico1929 5

Looks like someone *puts on sunglasses* missed the memo that that joke is old as ****

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Nico1929 5

Looks like someone *puts on sunglasses* missed the memo that that joke is old as ****

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chimpsndip 0

Looks like someone (puts on sunglasses) doesn't get it. (Me)

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Sadochan 0

Looks like someone *puts on glasses* doesn't know you don't point out the fuckung obvious.

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banana_buddy 6

Looks like someone *puts on the sunglasses* watches too much CSI miami

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awetteenagegirll 0

looks like someone *kills the next person that says puts on sunglasses* is currently taking a huge dump(me)

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emmanizzer 6

i think those jokes are still really funny if used at the right time. :) that wasn't though

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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

C-C-Combo Breaker.

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KingDingALing 9

Looks like someone, (takes off sunglasses, throws them on the ground, and stomps on them until they are in pieces) needs to shut the **** up.

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Ohmygiluvcookies 0

hahaha this is hilarious xD but fyl

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marmlr339 14

lol. that must be draculas cabaret on the gold coast!!! Hahhaa I know that big screen you mean! as yea that sucks. fyl

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marmlr339 14

and btw there is toilets OUTSIDE draculas. FYL

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SARSvirus79 0

Draculas is pretty cool. Very funny. I hated the creepy train ride though!

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skizza_fml 3

I loved the train ride in, seeing my sister scared shitless was classic, everyone that didn't jump was either old, or had a beer in their hand lol

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SLiPKNoT57 0

that must of been embrassing. fyl

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plankton12 0

ermmm I that wasn't there before I typed my comment you batch

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Mr_Blockhead 0

yes Dav, try looking at the time difference...2 seconds isn't very long ;)

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chloec16 0

That's 2 minutes not seconds ther buddy.

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tarabelle 7

aww that sucks :( I'm sorry

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you_failed 15

Wow! That's not right. :|

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