By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

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Hue. I love that word. Hue. Hue. Mhmm yeahh. Oh yeah, FYL OP.

Uhhh all I put in my comment was "Hue" I go to shower and come back to find it changed...

I'm being serious though :(

I moderated this!! :D And 31- your profile pic suits your comment.

Fml staff can change your comments

Really...? Damn you FML staff, you little trolls!

I strangely don't believe that's the case

sterling1113 15

I dunno. If someone got top comment with "hue" and I was an admin id have a little fun with it instead of deleting it or having it thumbed down into oblivion. Lol

I think it might be set to do that when someone posts a one word first comment, since so many people used to just say first.

Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

My dogs do this to me too! It drives me absolutely nuts!

He is just showing his love towards you.

pwnman 33

Seems like a disgusting situation.

Was that a pun?

pwnman 33

Nope. Just making a general comment. Hope you know the definition of a pun.

With the abundance of "That's a ___ situation" comments, you can't blame 21 for thinking there was one to be found (if he wasn't being sarcastic).

My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

23lf 16

I can never eat while reading FML comments again.

And you still did'nt get published? Sorry bro.

This is why I don't eat and read FML..

My dog ate it's crap and licked me

Hiimhaileypotter 52

My boss's French bulldog puppy ate its own shit and threw it up on her yesterday. :(

My dog ate his own puke and puked it again!

Maybe if you shower alittle more then your dog wouldnt have to clean you

sharklover2017 11

Oh god why! I would run to the shower as fast as I could. Your dog was just showing affection, sucks how he showed it though..

Hope he didn't make contact with your mouth.

My dogs tongue not only always managers to lick my mouth, she sometimes actually gets some of it in my mouth. Very gross. And that sucker is enormous!

From the window to the walls.

Respect101 17

from dog lickin his balls.