By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Welshite 39

Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

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kost4060 14

My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

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Asher_X 15

Hue. I love that word. Hue. Hue. Mhmm yeahh. Oh yeah, FYL OP.

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Asher_X 15

Uhhh all I put in my comment was "Hue" I go to shower and come back to find it changed...

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Asher_X 15

I'm being serious though :(

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colby6666 43

I moderated this!! :D And 31- your profile pic suits your comment.

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mannatee 19

Fml staff can change your comments

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Asher_X 15

Really...? Damn you FML staff, you little trolls!

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Since1998 20

I strangely don't believe that's the case

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sterling1113 15

I dunno. If someone got top comment with "hue" and I was an admin id have a little fun with it instead of deleting it or having it thumbed down into oblivion. Lol

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ohcheriecherie 20

I think it might be set to do that when someone posts a one word first comment, since so many people used to just say first.

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Welshite 39

Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

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reneetlovesyou 30

My dogs do this to me too! It drives me absolutely nuts!

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A07 48

Nuts.

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Kevin_Kestel 24

He is just showing his love towards you.

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pwnman 33

Seems like a disgusting situation.

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Rallred32 20

Was that a pun?

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pwnman 33

Nope. Just making a general comment. Hope you know the definition of a pun.

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OysterPearls 33

With the abundance of "That's a ___ situation" comments, you can't blame 21 for thinking there was one to be found (if he wasn't being sarcastic).

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kost4060 14

My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

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23lf 16

I can never eat while reading FML comments again.

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A07 48

And you still did'nt get published? Sorry bro.

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CFB_FRS 27

This is why I don't eat and read FML..

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spatula232 25

My dog ate it's crap and licked me

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

My boss's French bulldog puppy ate its own shit and threw it up on her yesterday. :(

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mete_orito 34

My dog ate his own puke and puked it again!

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BrettB321 15

Maybe if you shower alittle more then your dog wouldnt have to clean you

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sharklover2017 11

Oh god why! I would run to the shower as fast as I could. Your dog was just showing affection, sucks how he showed it though..

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brookenicolee29 27

Hope he didn't make contact with your mouth.

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zandalee 19

My dogs tongue not only always managers to lick my mouth, she sometimes actually gets some of it in my mouth. Very gross. And that sucker is enormous!

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

From the window to the walls.

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Respect101 17

from dog lickin his balls.

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