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By wasp infestation - 03/10/2016 04:54 - United States - Aurora

Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
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TheHcwalker 20

Maybe sit down with all the wasps and find the source of their anger, maybe their parents weren't there for them, maybe they were bullied in wasp school, a conversation is all you need so nobody else has to get hurt.

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TXfmylifer 10

Does your contract cover pest control, or is there a state requirement for landlords to provide it for certain murderous pests? If so you might have a case to bring it up or allow you to break your lease and move somewhere else.

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Mudge 11

fml comment section makes no sense. harmless or senseable people get ganged on and disliked for no reason and irrational biased fools get voted sky high

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TXfmylifer 10

Does your contract cover pest control, or is there a state requirement for landlords to provide it for certain murderous pests? If so you might have a case to bring it up or allow you to break your lease and move somewhere else.

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AyeJay101 25

Or in some cases, have yourself pay for it and based on the cost you would be allowed to deduct it from your rent.

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tounces7 27

$4000 seems pretty excessive for just getting rid of wasps. I mean we're not talking termites here. Frankly I'd drop a dozen Raid Fumigation bombs in there and see how it does for awhile.

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MoroseMoose 47

Look up the landlord/tenant rights in your state!

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swash984 22

Wasp scare me. I'd just burn the house down and move far far away from said location. They are evil.

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DilPhek 8

Check your lease agreement. Contact city health department. Also your doctor.

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jake131000 21

Even If i had thousands of wasps in my room... i'd never join the anglosaxon church.

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CliffyB03 28

I want to up your comment but I don't understand it ?

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ragnarok1540 39

W.A.S.P. Is an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, often used disparagingly to refer to high status influential white Americans of English ancestry.

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jake131000 21

Today, I'm pissed that the explanation of my joke got more likes than the joke itself. Fml.

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Nabexis 9

Look up your rights and see if you can withhold rent until something is done about it. Consult a lawyer if need be/possible.

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TheHcwalker 20

Maybe sit down with all the wasps and find the source of their anger, maybe their parents weren't there for them, maybe they were bullied in wasp school, a conversation is all you need so nobody else has to get hurt.

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Morning_fml 22

Yeah, we know their names, not their stories.

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kokeman1987 2

your a complete idiot, and your not funny at all. the only thing funny about your comment is it describes your life to a T, otherwise you wouldn't have put it. think about that....

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justinb97 16

I find it ironic that you're calling someone an idiot when you don't know the difference between your and you're

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RainbowSnake 7

Don't you understand that wasps are evil and can't be reasoned with?? They sting you for fun...they just want to watch the world burn.

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species4872 19

Did you just get home from work? How was the saxophone?

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