By Honest mistake - 18/4/2018 05:00
Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML
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By  Chazzster  |  20

And how did you think those cute animal tails attached to the wearer if it’s not part of a costume?

Answer the phone - She’s probably not mad, but she will be if you ghost her.

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By  Chazzster  |  20

And how did you think those cute animal tails attached to the wearer if it’s not part of a costume?

Answer the phone - She’s probably not mad, but she will be if you ghost her.

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There are some belt and clip-on versions and more complex harnesses for when you want the look of the tail but you don't want to block anything and/or worry about it falling out.

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  sixtus1973  |  26

Actually, I have a wife and 4 children and I know that most grown-up women can cope with reality and get rid of short-term anger. It only depends on their level of maturity.

By  tarabella  |  7

Grow a pair and answer the fucking phone. She'll be much more angry about you not answering your phone than the tail. You don't want an enraged woman armed with a buttplug coming after you