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And how did you think those cute animal tails attached to the wearer if it’s not part of a costume? Answer the phone - She’s probably not mad, but she will be if you ghost her.

Answer the phone and if she's mad she will rip you a second one. This will allow her to blow of some steam and she will be much less angry when she returns.

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She is probably calling you to tell you that she loves it. She would have never thought of that if it weren't for you. Kill two birds with one stone. GL bro.

And how did you think those cute animal tails attached to the wearer if it’s not part of a costume? Answer the phone - She’s probably not mad, but she will be if you ghost her.

There are some belt and clip-on versions and more complex harnesses for when you want the look of the tail but you don't want to block anything and/or worry about it falling out.

She's probably upset that you didn't provide lubrication for it to go in!

Relax, you’re probably just analizing the situation all wrong.

What’s the matter, cat got your butt plug?

Answer the phone and if she's mad she will rip you a second one. This will allow her to blow of some steam and she will be much less angry when she returns.

Sixtus, (much) less angry?! Obviously, you've never had a gf before....

Actually, I have a wife and 4 children and I know that most grown-up women can cope with reality and get rid of short-term anger. It only depends on their level of maturity.

So you're chicken because she's going to a hen party?

Perfect for her furry orgies!

Grow a pair and answer the fucking phone. She'll be much more angry about you not answering your phone than the tail. You don't want an enraged woman armed with a buttplug coming after you

You’ll know she’s mad if she tries to stick it up yours! Good luck!