You have peace and quiet. Do not overlook this great blessing.

Are you really so vain that it's an "fml" moment when you don't have someone call or message you for a single day? You should have asked him to help you test it in the first place.

Sounds of silence ringtone.

You should go and bury that thing before it wakes up.

Dare I ask what antique cell phone you are using that does not play a sample of the ringtone when making your selection?

Or you could have used your landline to call yourself.

The few times I've changed ringtones, on the screen where you select from the options, it plays each song as you select it. Does your phone not do this?

The real FML: Her husband put her straight through to voicemail!!

How is this an FML?

i feel for you i have a ac\dc ringtone and no one ever calls