FML : Today, I mustered up the courage to take a s*** in a public toilet and went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush...

Today, I mustered up the courage to take a s*** in a public toilet and went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Unistudent - / Wednesday 30 January 2019 13:00 / United Kingdom - Plymouth

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7761378 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 15:03

You were in the disabled toilet! What were you thinking the string was for? Y’know, the bars aren’t for practicing gymnastics and getting in a quick set of dips!

By Briarpatch | 19

#7761407 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 16:24

Just like on "The IT Crowd," when Roy used a disabled toilet and accidentally pulled the emergency cord instead of the flush chain, so he laid on the floor, pretended to be disabled, and claimed that a man with a ginger beard mugged him and stole his wheelchair, then spent the rest of the episode having to deal with the (sitcom) consequences of lying about being disabled.

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By rmg23667 | 14

#7761369 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 14:03

why post it twice

WereDictionary | 3

#7761537 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 21:05

Im okay with it.
It means I can YDI it twice.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7761378 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 15:03

You were in the disabled toilet! What were you thinking the string was for? Y’know, the bars aren’t for practicing gymnastics and getting in a quick set of dips!

By iceberg | 8

#7761401 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 16:14

Dumbass lol

By Briarpatch | 19

#7761407 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 16:24

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7761641 - Thursday 31 January 2019 2:24

"I'm disabled." One of the few British shows I actually like. And thank fuck the Joel McHale remake tanked.

By davidfong | 11

#7761460 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 18:02

What did you thing it was an emergency flush string. That in case a handicap person has a emergency. I don’t think it’s suppose to sound through out the whole building. I’m pretty sure it goes to the nurses office and probably security office and outside the bathroom. So they know which one to go to.

By Leo Gort | 7

#7761468 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 18:20

Are you disabled? I think not. You are just as bad and stupid as the ones who park in disabled spots. You deserved it. And you have never shit outside of your house before, maybe you are disabled

raven_of_azarath | 27

#7761544 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 21:20

While I agree that people shouldn’t park in handicap spots unless they’re disabled, there’s several instances when one would have to use the handicap stall in a bathroom. When bathrooms are busy, you have to use them. And I worked at a place that, in the men’s room, the only two stalls were handicap. Are men who go there not supposed to shit?