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By Unistudent - 30/1/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
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By  Briarpatch  |  20

Just like on "The IT Crowd," when Roy used a disabled toilet and accidentally pulled the emergency cord instead of the flush chain, so he laid on the floor, pretended to be disabled, and claimed that a man with a ginger beard mugged him and stole his wheelchair, then spent the rest of the episode having to deal with the (sitcom) consequences of lying about being disabled.

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By  Briarpatch  |  20

Just like on "The IT Crowd," when Roy used a disabled toilet and accidentally pulled the emergency cord instead of the flush chain, so he laid on the floor, pretended to be disabled, and claimed that a man with a ginger beard mugged him and stole his wheelchair, then spent the rest of the episode having to deal with the (sitcom) consequences of lying about being disabled.

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By  davidfong  |  14

What did you thing it was an emergency flush string. That in case a handicap person has a emergency. I don’t think it’s suppose to sound through out the whole building. I’m pretty sure it goes to the nurses office and probably security office and outside the bathroom. So they know which one to go to.

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