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Thanks, I guess…
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You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.
Most likely the husband’s going to want to have his “gift” regardless.
He was probably going to surprise you with some anal. I’ll bet he dropped the ant farm he bought you. Happy Bidet!
isnt the passing of time great 😂😂 happy 40th birthday, luv
Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!
I will never understand how people have such horrible husbands or wives. You dont just forget stuff like this, they clearly dont love you and if you're just putting up with this kind of stuff, well its partly on you.
I just turned 42 and got a knee surgery and nothing else for my birthday 😕
So the carpenter ants are kicking in everywhere I think..
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You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.
Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!