FML : Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring...

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SadOldBag - / Thursday 23 August 2018 21:30 / United States - Estero

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7681676 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:44

You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.

By platinum9 | 14

#7681709 - Friday 24 August 2018 5:53

Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7681676 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:44

You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.

By emr1168 | 7

#7681679 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:53

kobe...?

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7681682 - Friday 24 August 2018 4:21

Most likely the husband’s going to want to have his “gift” regardless.

By westoz | 16

#7681690 - Friday 24 August 2018 4:58

Oh wow that sounds horrific! Never knew you could get an ant infestation when you have your period!

By RichardPencil | 26

#7681697 - Friday 24 August 2018 5:19

He was probably going to surprise you with some anal.

I’ll bet he dropped the ant farm he bought you. Happy Bidet!

By EnoshimaJunko | 9

#7681701 - Friday 24 August 2018 5:29

isnt the passing of time great 😂😂 happy 40th birthday, luv

By platinum9 | 14

#7681709 - Friday 24 August 2018 5:53

Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!

By real life problems | 26

#7681722 - Friday 24 August 2018 7:24

I will never understand how people have such horrible husbands or wives. You dont just forget stuff like this, they clearly dont love you and if you're just putting up with this kind of stuff, well its partly on you.