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By SadOldBag - United States - Estero
Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.

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By  platinum9  |  16

Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

You might want to visit your doctor and get yourself checked out. Once you're okay, remind your husband that he's a turd. Oh, and happy birthday! 40 is the new black. Or however that saying goes.

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By  platinum9  |  16

Make sure you get yourself checked out! My mom had double vision issues and multiple problems that was due to a cranial nerve issue... make sure you look into it!

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By  real life problems  |  26

I will never understand how people have such horrible husbands or wives. You dont just forget stuff like this, they clearly dont love you and if you're just putting up with this kind of stuff, well its partly on you.

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