Love and Intimacy: Today, after a long day at work, I grabbed some flowers for my... - FML

By Chantraine - 26/08/2018 19:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after a long day at work, I grabbed some flowers for my fiancée. As I got to my front door, I heard screaming inside. Thinking there was a burglar, I Immediately ran to where the screams were originating. My bride-to-be was screwing my best friend. FML

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darkenedone 27

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:33

*ex fiance *ex best friend

acmariner99 25

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:45

Bride to be, bride to not be.

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darkenedone 27

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:33

*ex fiance *ex best friend

acmariner99 25

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:45

Bride to be, bride to not be.

Ainarr 29

Sunday 26 August 2018 23:32

- by shakespeare.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 26 August 2018 21:34

I'm so sorry. At least you found out before you married her.

leeloo7 22

Monday 27 August 2018 0:34

Classic! & the op is a Brit double classic!!

fjvitt 14

Monday 27 August 2018 0:47

Bride to bone...not a bride to be...

MannyWasHere 12

Monday 27 August 2018 1:20

Screw both of them Bye bye

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 27 August 2018 2:04

hope you told them once they are done ******* each other they can **** off outta your life

kiaora_fml 11

Monday 27 August 2018 2:12

As heartbroken as you maybe right now, at least you found out before the wedding

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 27 August 2018 4:46

We definitely need a follow up Did you kick him? Or you know...

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 5:14

Please follow-up and very sorry to hear you have my condolences 😐

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