ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 298
You deserved it 706

Same thing different taste

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I hope you fell asleep before hearing all of the sounds of her second time with a woman.

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I hope you fell asleep before hearing all of the sounds of her second time with a woman.

PenguinPal3017 19
julfunky 29

You know what they say: You snooze, you lose.

Kinda ur fault for fake sleeping bud...

sounds like your moms best friend is your new mom

well, now you know what that mouth do

Lobby_Bee 17

Plot twist, your mom knows you are fake sleeping and she deliberately made up this story to make you suffer silently.

thatslifeiguess7 16