Kids: Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 20:00

Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Amber Rutledge - 27/01/2018 00:00

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Monkeyspank - 26/01/2017 22:00

Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give my almost two-year-old son some strong black coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By whatisthisshit - 17/03/2017 00:00

Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2019 00:01

Today, I woke up with a high fever. My two year-old decided today was the day she would have one of the largest tantrums she’s ever had and threw yogurt all over the newly-refinished floor, my fiancé, myself and our cat Sebastian. Sebastian was not impressed. FML

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:04

Well ain't that sweet?

thatnucca 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 4:08

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:04

Well ain't that sweet?

dabomsht123 3

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:21

Y'all must laughed like crazy.

Cali 54

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:40

The 2-year-old was worried about all that wispy hair and tried to help with a honey mask. So thoughtful!

Rock_Lobsterr 10

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:42

RIP Huskers jersey.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 1 March 2017 21:37

Your baby looks like a sweetie !

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Wednesday 1 March 2017 23:59

wtf is "I agree, we'll spotted" suppose to mean haha

0neiros 14

Thursday 2 March 2017 3:12

This should be followed with - Today I got my ass beat for pouring honey on my sibling. FML

thatnucca 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 4:08

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

species4872 19

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:12

Honey, I got the kid.

embarrasseddaily 7

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:17

that seems like a sticky situation

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Same thing different taste

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