fuck the woodchucks life would be more appropriate...

I dont think it has a life to fuck anymore

How many dogs would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck dogs?

Four.

Poor Chuck. :(

damn that's some funny shit lmao

That's priceless. Did the woodchuck sleigh them?

How much wood could a dead woodchuck chuck if a dead woodchuck could chuck wood?

My mom's dogs have played tug of war with my brother's cat once...
I completely understand how you feel

Well... I guess the woodchuck can't chuck wood anymore.

Fuck that woodchuck's life.

I guess that woodchuck wont be chucking any more wood.