Health: Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had...

By blabla - 23/12/2008 08:57 - France

Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML

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emt420 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 22:38

I'd rather have the headache.

bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:50

Its topamax, isnt it? If it is, youll get used to it

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emt420 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 22:38

I'd rather have the headache.

bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:50

Its topamax, isnt it? If it is, youll get used to it

couldbeworse55 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:40

ftw? This crap shouldn't be allowed through. Don't whine about side effects if you agree to test a drug.

blacklite69 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:08

I was gonna write what #1 wrote. =/

ddrluna 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:10

What the hell? They already have plenty of drugs for headaches. It's called Ibuprofen. All the fix with none of those side effects. Easy. =

Jeffskates123 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:35

YDI, theres already drugs for headaches :P

greyhok 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:33

i wouldnt do testing unless i completely needed the money.

themaintroll 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:03

YDI for snorting chili powder

cre0420 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:42

did u get paid for this

mikeyformayor 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 6:31

weed is safer for you compared to ibuprofen so just get high and save yourself the stomach ulcers :)

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