By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51
Same thing different taste
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Grow up.
That's a good thing since OP's face isn't yours to kiss.
I can guarantee you at least one person you've kissed has had throw up on their face
Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!
...congrats on the pregnancy! :D
"Dearest Preggo, though it's only been a few brief milliseconds since we parted, the time I've been away has been colder than I can bear. I need your warm digestive embrace once again. I plan on making a sudden and grand return. Yours, Vomit"
I have def done this while drunk
Good for you?
Nothing worse then vomiting, and to add having to clean it up afterwards just makes it worse... Hopefully the morning sickness passes quickly!
yikes. I remember my horrible morning sickness this happened to me on many occasions.... keep grocery plastic bags handy. I got to the point I was using the bathroom on myself & throwing up.. I'm 22 weeks now. It gets better!!
That's why there's garbage disposals. The clean up afterwards is so much easier plus you don't have to put your face where an ass used to be.
This is why we should make babies in test tubes.
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"Dearest Preggo, though it's only been a few brief milliseconds since we parted, the time I've been away has been colder than I can bear. I need your warm digestive embrace once again. I plan on making a sudden and grand return. Yours, Vomit"
Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!