FML : Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Preggo - / Saturday 10 December 2016 01:51 /

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By Tripartita | 44

#6722425 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:26

"Dearest Preggo, though it's only been a few brief milliseconds since we parted, the time I've been away has been colder than I can bear. I need your warm digestive embrace once again. I plan on making a sudden and grand return.

Yours,
Vomit"

By liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722414 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:06

Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!

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By man_in_black08 | 28

#6722413 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:05

Preggo or not, i aint kissing that face

liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722432 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:35

Grow up.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6722451 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:20

That's a good thing since OP's face isn't yours to kiss.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6722507 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 6:01

I can guarantee you at least one person you've kissed has had throw up on their face

By liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722414 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:06

Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!

By stevenbro | 6

#6722415 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:07

What's this incredibly annoying video ad that keeps appearing and blocking a quarter of my screen? It sucks!!!

By WCARlover | 34

#6722417 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:11

...congrats on the pregnancy! :D

By Tripartita | 44

#6722425 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:26

By danm19 | 15

#6722444 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:07

I have def done this while drunk

liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722474 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:58

Good for you?

By brooklyn0118 | 22

#6722461 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:32

Nothing worse then vomiting, and to add having to clean it up afterwards just makes it worse... Hopefully the morning sickness passes quickly!

By kp218 | 4

#6722472 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:52

yikes. I remember my horrible morning sickness this happened to me on many occasions.... keep grocery plastic bags handy. I got to the point I was using the bathroom on myself & throwing up.. I'm 22 weeks now. It gets better!!