Health: Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed...

By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Hangover

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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Tripartita 44

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:26

"Dearest Preggo, though it's only been a few brief milliseconds since we parted, the time I've been away has been colder than I can bear. I need your warm digestive embrace once again. I plan on making a sudden and grand return. Yours, Vomit"

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:06

Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!

Comments

man_in_black08 28

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:05

Preggo or not, i aint kissing that face

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:35

Grow up.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:20

That's a good thing since OP's face isn't yours to kiss.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 14 December 2016 6:01

I can guarantee you at least one person you've kissed has had throw up on their face

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:06

Oh no, I'm sorry. Throwing up is already awful, throw in having it splashed back in your face is even worse! Hopefully there wasn't too much to clean up afterwards. Hope you feel better soon OP!

stevenbro 6

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:07

What's this incredibly annoying video ad that keeps appearing and blocking a quarter of my screen? It sucks!!!

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:11

...congrats on the pregnancy! :D

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:26

danm19 15

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:07

I have def done this while drunk

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:58

Good for you?

brooklyn0118 22

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:32

Nothing worse then vomiting, and to add having to clean it up afterwards just makes it worse... Hopefully the morning sickness passes quickly!

kp218 4

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:52

yikes. I remember my horrible morning sickness this happened to me on many occasions.... keep grocery plastic bags handy. I got to the point I was using the bathroom on myself & throwing up.. I'm 22 weeks now. It gets better!!