By Anonymous - 2/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Marking territory

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
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By  Sady_Ct  |  37

Only ‘a little drunk’?

By  lexxiasaurus  |  23

I'm sorry, but the fact you live in Grand Rapids just made me laugh even harder. what the hell was he thinking. and I'm surprised you let him continue before kicking his legs out from.under him lol