Marking territory

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
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DUMP HIS ASS!

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

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DUMP HIS ASS!

I'm assuming that you're not into golden showers?

Are you two curries or something?

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

Sady_Ct 37

Only ‘a little drunk’?

I think you meant to say now ex boyfriend.

He’s stupid.

I'm sorry, but the fact you live in Grand Rapids just made me laugh even harder. what the hell was he thinking. and I'm surprised you let him continue before kicking his legs out from.under him lol

Hopefully he got a little dumped too! Alcohol just reveals what's actually under the surface.

He was showering you with his love!