Transportation: Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having...

By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By Username - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By Dopamin3 - 20/03/2019 06:00

Today, as I was driving to a conference two hours away, a giant piece of ice fell off a truck and did severe damage to my car's hood and busted the front light. The car was a few months old with around 5000 miles on it. FML

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By Iceicebaby - 15/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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cameront777 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:38

hitting things is definitely always the best solution

Gfrigo 1

Friday 4 February 2011 3:25

there is no "front" quarter panels on a car. their called fenders. quarter panels are only on the rear.

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Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

tough luck but ydi

truehitman2010 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:32

ydi

xxxNataliexxx 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:33

uberletepoon 10

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:34

uh oh better get maaco

cameront777 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:38

hitting things is definitely always the best solution

ahriel 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:56

lol nice!

nocanhaz 4

Friday 4 February 2011 0:41

Failure is inevitable. When just trying to clean up your car you end up knocking off a panel of it. I congratulate you on your stupidity.

rockefoe 6

Friday 4 February 2011 1:39

hahaha that's like in a movie! brilliant.

Gfrigo 1

Friday 4 February 2011 3:25

there is no "front" quarter panels on a car. their called fenders. quarter panels are only on the rear.

Hellishness 6

Friday 4 February 2011 9:30

thank you!

therealdavid 0

Friday 4 February 2011 14:50

they're*

firechicken86 0

Friday 4 February 2011 19:42

First he was right. It is there as they`re is short for they are which they are is no front quarter panel would make no sense. So, with that being said way to be a dumb as and fail correcting someone. Second, I agree at THERE not being a front quarter panel.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:14

Technically they can be and sometimes are called quarter panels. Most of us call them fenders. That being said, I don't see how it could come off with all those bolts holding it on.