Well...stop leaving them on the counter lol especially if you're not able to keep an eye out enough for it to become a problem. My cat is like that too. You usually have to turn your senses up a notch because they're going to test you.

Your cat is just protecting you from Salmonella. A refrigerator can do that job better and with less mess, you Darwin Award candidate, you!

It's like you're living in the black and white "Before" portion of an infomercial for refrigerators. "Tired of your cat knocking all the eggs, cheeses, fruit, and meat off your counters? Wish there was a way to keep milk good for more than a day? Want your produce illuminated by a tiny light each time you open a door?

If your cat's been doing this for a week and you haven't done something to fix the problem, you kind of deserve it.

It may be because I'm in a bad mood, but I think your cats are on to something. That sounds like fun.

get rid of the cat

I guess neither of you saw that coming.

The cat's looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Way fix, put the eggs in the fridge until you are about to use them. Or just keep your car off the damn counters. You prep food on there.

You decided to serve "the superior" species. Why whinge when you have to entertain it too?