Love and Health: Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML

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By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By Cherub - 03/05/2009 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 May 2018 1:43

So much for that “in sickness and in health” part.

gramie 8

Friday 11 May 2018 15:09

If you weren't able to actually finish the ceremony, you may have just had the luckiest escape of your life. You could have had a serious health issue, and all she is concerned about is her dress? If you did get married, my condolences!

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 9 May 2018 0:46

ouch! I am so sorry OP. I know it is a really important day for both of you and the dress is important. Could they not have got rid of some of the blood with cold water? I feel like her reaction is an overreaction and sucks for you so much! but I am not in her shoes so i have no idea what it might be like. but basically calling off a wedding because of it - seems drastic.

alycion 38

Sunday 20 May 2018 11:17

Peroxide would take it right out. The more fresh the stain, the less you have to soak.

gramie 8

Friday 11 May 2018 15:09

TheUnforgiven 8

Sunday 20 May 2018 1:35

I understand it's a big day for both of you but if she's overreacting to the point she wouldn't even say I do, you may want to rethink this whole thing OP. Your happiness matters.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 May 2018 1:43

So much for that “in sickness and in health” part.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Sunday 20 May 2018 5:32

I don't think she has to follow that until after the "I do" part.

adelaine782002 17

Sunday 20 May 2018 6:29

I know all too well about that in sickness and health part..my first husband filed for divorce 6 months after I had a severe head injury as a corrections officer

Lillysar91 20

Sunday 20 May 2018 1:52

Ouch! Hope the nosebleed was nothing serious! Weddings can be stressful for both parties and she certainly didn’t want the dress ruined. It’s maybe her emotions running high that made her react like that.But certainly the satins can come off iff immediately tended to. Hope she did finally say yes and not call off the wedding for something completely out of your hands.

Mykman 9

Sunday 20 May 2018 1:57

wish i would have thought of that at my wedding

dexter420 21

Sunday 20 May 2018 2:00

Its a sign. She isnt pure.

AJ1981 12

Sunday 20 May 2018 2:39

personally if that happened to me I wouldn't marry her anymore. only thing important at a wedding is love. if her dress is more important than live marriage wouldnt last anyway

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 20 May 2018 4:59

Maybe she didn't say I do not because of the dress mess, but because she suddenly realized she was about to marry an animal who never learned to cover his sneezes. Seriouly, you don't just turn your head and let rip, sneeze into your elbow or something.