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By mermaidkeels - United States - Hialeah
Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML
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mermaidkeels tells us more :
So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.
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By  Tripartita  |  44

And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the fuck outta there.

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By  mermaidkeels  |  26

So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.

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By  stevenJB  |  25

Ask him why he such an ass himself.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Dump him! I've seen many documentaries* on the subject and you're inevitably going to walk in on your mom and boyfriend banging!

*OK, they are MILF porn, but they're on the Internet, so they must be true.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the fuck outta there.

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  mermaidkeels  |  26

Haha no, not the dog too!

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By  junjunbun  |  28

Actually, that's kind of funny, but it's also, very very weird. Sorry OP, hope you didn't break up over something so trivial like this, it doesn't seem like he did it to hurt you anyway. :<

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