FML : Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML

Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

mermaidkeels Say more :

So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.

By mermaidkeels / Monday 10 October 2016 13:44 / United States - Hialeah

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By Tripartita | 44

#6701406 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 03:19

And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the fuck outta there.

By mermaidkeels | 25

#6701448 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 05:59

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By stevenJB | 22

#6701385 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:26

Ask him why he such an ass himself.

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6701386 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:26

A new, more respectful is in order!!

By Stripez234 | 16

#6701389 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:39

*sniff* *sniff* anyone smell a mother/daughter? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stripez234 | 16

#6701560 - Wednesday 12 October 2016 12:02

Wow, you're disgusting and perverted. Kill yourself

Whydoyouask | 11

#6701646 - Wednesday 12 October 2016 09:39

Haha, judging from the likes and dislikes, I'm guessing most people didn't see what you did there.

By Bassam24 | 21

#6701391 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:41

nice boyfriend you got there

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6701396 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:46

At least she won't think you're gay.

By RichardPencil | 22

#6701399 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:50

Dump him! I've seen many documentaries* on the subject and you're inevitably going to walk in on your mom and boyfriend banging! *OK, they are MILF porn, but they're on the Internet, so they must be true.

By potatocouch | 16

#6701401 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:55

Tell him you were curious as to how his dad has a bigger dick than his.

By Ashamed_Sister | 52

#6701402 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 02:56

I would like to know his criteria for being better. Larger maybe? Shaped in a special way? I guess he could not inspect the skin.

By Tripartita | 44

#6701406 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 03:19

mermaidkeels | 25

#6701451 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 06:03

Haha no, not the dog too!

By junjunbun | 28

#6701408 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 03:25

Actually, that's kind of funny, but it's also, very very weird. Sorry OP, hope you didn't break up over something so trivial like this, it doesn't seem like he did it to hurt you anyway. :<