FML : Today, I learned that "prima donna" was not in fact "pre-Madonna" like I'd always thought. My family won't stop laughing at me. FML

Today, I learned that "prima donna" was not in fact "pre-Madonna" like I'd always thought. My family won't stop laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By (///▽///) - / Saturday 18 February 2017 21:00 / United States - Austin

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By Jachin357 | 28

#7412818 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:09

well... I just learned something new too. The more you know!

By stingray112 | 24

#7412812 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:01

If that's the dumbest thing that you do, you'll be alright

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By stingray112 | 24

#7412812 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:01

If that's the dumbest thing that you do, you'll be alright

By ariajw | 2

#7412813 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:02

I actually did not know that.

By Bekll | 29

#7412815 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:07

Thanks Catherine Obvious. (Made me think of that.)

Bekll | 29

#7413043 - Sunday 19 February 2017 18:12

Guess that went over people's heads. It's from Victorious.

By alternative-facts | 6

#7412816 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:07

Um. How old are you?

By Jachin357 | 28

#7412818 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:09

well... I just learned something new too. The more you know!

QueenBeeGotStung | 24

#7412908 - Sunday 19 February 2017 10:50

Lol, me too. Also used to think Aspergers was Ashburgers.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7412820 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:10

I guess you're no longer like a virgin.

By acmariner99 | 19

#7412822 - Sunday 19 February 2017 4:44

*facepalm*

By rustybucket | 24

#7412836 - Sunday 19 February 2017 5:52

I thought it was pre-madonna for YEARS. Don't best yourself up, OP.

By HiTenshi16 | 11

#7412856 - Sunday 19 February 2017 7:34

That's one of the stupidest things someone could laugh at another for.

By RusticChick | 27

#7412858 - Sunday 19 February 2017 7:37

They can laugh at me too cuz I didnt know either. Dont feel bad, OP.

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