Family and Stuck: Release the tapes!

Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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You deserved it 310

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 079

You deserved it 3 418

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 009

You deserved it 28 910

By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 903

You deserved it 1 794

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 8 038

By Clumsy - 18/04/2019 18:00

Today, for the second time in a row, I slammed into the edge of the doorway while half asleep. My entire body hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 596

You deserved it 368

By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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You deserved it 2 323

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 930

You deserved it 2 837

By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 894

You deserved it 2 258

By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 465

You deserved it 2 695

By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 557

You deserved it 4 857

Joseph Elvin Legg 7

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:01

I mean at least it wasn't your step brother... am I right!!

Snailfarts 27

Thursday 1 July 2021 15:50

maybe you should move your bed against the wall? since this has happened twice now?

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Joseph Elvin Legg 7

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:01

I mean at least it wasn't your step brother... am I right!!

superjew 8

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:20

I’d be pointing, laughing and videoing it too lol

brockwaycc 3

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:20

I would’ve video’d too lol

mccuish 25

Thursday 1 July 2021 6:15

I would’ve done the same, but help you out after having a good laugh

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 1 July 2021 6:58

Ah, a brother just like the rest of us!😅

Snailfarts 27

Thursday 1 July 2021 15:50

maybe you should move your bed against the wall? since this has happened twice now?

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