By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML
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Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.

Some old people take bingo way too seriously.

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Please always fuck with a condom.

DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY

I was always told that the safest way to fuck was with a condom.

wrap your tool to catch the drool

cover your vein then drive her insane

Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.

Why? The person calling the numbers doublechecks your card before they announce you won, so you can't cheat without bribery. People being sore losers comes with any game.

That was an um... pun. Lighten up!

#10, thanks for clearing that up. I2 was confused by the comment.

Maybe she heard some A4 mentioned tiles

Some old people take bingo way too seriously.

This. Also Bridge and Mahjong. At our local library they have games on Thursday and unless you want a dozen senior citizens yelling at you, stick to the other side of the library and don't even look their way.

That's a hilarious story to tell

Because your taking all the fun out of it, she wants to win.

Old people can be a bit over-reactive. At least they kindly asked you to leave instead of getting kicked out.

That's a generalization if I've ever heard one

You've obviously never heard one then. Keyword: "can"

Senile old ladies eh, they're all the rage

More like they're all rage.

They should realize that things sometimes don't line up for a number of reasons...

Bingo? Sorry, thought we were just repeating random words of the FML for a sec.

I got dragged along to bingo once and I got kicked out because I wasn't playing

One time, I sat in a bingo hall to use the WiFi and someone pulled the fire alarm ._. Guess someone was a very sore loser