Love: Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam....

By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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Same thing different taste

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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Blind love

By sorry - 25/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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feelslikeanoose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:37

Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!

MinorOED 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:58

She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)

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feelslikeanoose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:37

Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!

MinorOED 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:58

She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)

AnalRetentive 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:41

come back: Can you just remove your face for a second? Ahhh much better.

master_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:31

#4 has a bitching comeback, the way u phrased ur FML it sounds like ur a 40 year old paedophile

master_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:32

#4 has a bitching comeback, the way u phrased ur FML its sounds like ur a 40 year old pedophile

Roddsy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:56

LAWL #4 FTW!

ZeroHero 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:18

Wow what a bitch

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:38

shes a b****

RenRen_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:27

Oh that's not so charming. You should have told her that your webcam broke because she was too ugly for it and ditched her ass :) An eye for an eye, dude.