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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
You didn’t get a greeting from your bank, your dentist, your auto mechanic, Starbucks, your local bookstore, etc?
I get showered with birthday love from my army of robot “friends,” even if very few humans give a shit.