FML : Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd...

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Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Monday 2 March 2009 14:07 / United States

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By frankoisdarkel | 0

#11296 - Monday 2 March 2009 08:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#11433 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

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By frankoisdarkel | 0

#11296 - Monday 2 March 2009 08:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

Clare420 | 0

#1013463 - Monday 31 May 2010 07:06

I agree with #1

By sancho839 | 0

#11305 - Monday 2 March 2009 08:13

seriously? that's your fml? you commented on someone's shoes? really? shut the hell up.

By babbling27 | 0

#11349 - Monday 2 March 2009 08:56

haha #1 that's exactly what I was thinking

By ForestFire0 | 1

#11406 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:31

Well, now your friend knows she has horrible taste

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#11433 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

By keke_fml | 0

#11477 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:30

I personally like snake skin shoes...

By sahreeg | 0

#11490 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:48

F HER life BIG TIME xD she had it in the ugly way be proud xD

By texmas | 0

#11497 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:54

Orange snake skin shoes? At least know she KNOWS they're horrible.

By casanova_fml | 0

#11673 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:54

why is this a F your like? who cares?

By galad2003 | 0

#11736 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:21

This hardly qualifies as a f-your life.

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