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By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

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Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:49

So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.

Razell 13

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:19

Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:28

Is it wrong to admire the accuracy of that shot? I feel bad for you, OP, but that's a shot with pinpoint accuracy, and I'm in awe.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:27

It’s only accuracy if that’s what he was aiming for.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:30

Which would make it a much worse FML.

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:49

So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.

onceuponatime456 16

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:01

Say what? Why the hell were you mostly naked at a firing range? WTF is wrong with you?

LadyRen 20

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:27

Maybe it was her first time and she wasn’t sure what to wear. Or she wasn’t planning on going to the store that day. They just happened to pass it or something and the husband went in.

CuffCuff 5

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:08

leggings doesn't make your mostly naked but okay

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:59

Leggings aren't exactly considered pants eve though they are fine to be worn by themselves, but she's far from being "mostly naked."

tiffanyhaas53 6

Sunday 18 November 2018 6:18

are you dumb? She doesn't really mean she was only wearing leggings but no shirt. I cant believe you too that literally. DUMB

Mike Crews 2

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:12

Today, your husband should not be handling a weapon if he did that. Regardless of if it shoots bubbles. I hope it wasn't too bad. What if it were real?