FML : Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot...

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By calamity janet - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00 /

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By Emma Marshall | 19

#7717108 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:49

So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.

By Razell | 13

#7723373 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:19

Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7717030 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:28

Is it wrong to admire the accuracy of that shot? I feel bad for you, OP, but that's a shot with pinpoint accuracy, and I'm in awe.

chosha_fml | 25

#7723407 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:27

It’s only accuracy if that’s what he was aiming for.

chosha_fml | 25

#7723410 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:30

Which would make it a much worse FML.

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7717108 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:49

So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.

By onceuponatime456 | 16

#7723365 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:01

Say what? Why the hell were you mostly naked at a firing range? WTF is wrong with you?

LadyRen | 18

#7723380 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:27

Maybe it was her first time and she wasn’t sure what to wear.

Or she wasn’t planning on going to the store that day. They just happened to pass it or something and the husband went in.

CuffCuff | 5

#7723399 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:08

leggings doesn't make your mostly naked but okay

sunnyray812 | 42

#7723418 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:59

Leggings aren't exactly considered pants eve though they are fine to be worn by themselves, but she's far from being "mostly naked."

tiffanyhaas53 | 6

#7724955 - Sunday 18 November 2018 6:18

are you dumb? She doesn't really mean she was only wearing leggings but no shirt. I cant believe you too that literally. DUMB

By Mike Crews | 2

#7723370 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:12

Today, your husband should not be handling a weapon if he did that. Regardless of if it shoots bubbles. I hope it wasn't too bad. What if it were real?