NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Great expectations
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Anonymous
Dresden, Germany
Skincare
Today, I have a new scar on my chin, which is still very sensitive to pressure. So, naturally, my body considers this the perfect spot for growing what feels like the world’s biggest pimple. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
sara
Spotted
Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Anonymous
Leer, Germany
Getting on a bit
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Top comments
azouwa 26
Wash with antibacterial soap. Keep clean and dry. Wipe front to back. You can use acne cream on it. Don't squeeze it. You'll damage healthy tissue causing it to get bigger. It should erupt on its own. When it erupts on its own then you can gently squeeze. Sorry OP. That HURTS.
LebanonBaby 26
Hun... get that checked out.
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azouwa 26
Wash with antibacterial soap. Keep clean and dry. Wipe front to back. You can use acne cream on it. Don't squeeze it. You'll damage healthy tissue causing it to get bigger. It should erupt on its own. When it erupts on its own then you can gently squeeze. Sorry OP. That HURTS.
Steffi 26
Definitely don't use any product (like hand soap or acne cream) that's not meant to be used on a vulva down there, doing so will put you at risk of yeast infections and other issues.
blondie45 21
Bath in salt water. Good luck x
mattyiscool123 26
Hey that rhymes
LebanonBaby 26
Hun... get that checked out.
greenwichgal 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sure it’s not called an STD??
lexos 16
You can get them everywhere on your body, unfortunately I speak from experience.
boopingsnoot 24
A good soak in the bathtub can help with skin issues (and calming that zit!), especially with a few spoonfuls of baking soda or apple cider vinegar. May also want to make sure you’re cleaning smegma from under the clitoral hood on a regular basis. No douching!
RichardPencil 30
Calling Dr. Pimple-Popper!
manb91uk 22
Don't get in a flap about it, go see a doctor who won't be a dick and see if he can prescribe some cream... Not the squirty kind, but the kind that can take the mean out of your bean
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Woa I've never heard of one showing up on the actual clit- don't mess with it, go see a doctor/gyn.
Shelby Ivey 12
Unfortunately I’ve had one there too (and it wasn’t an STD) they hurt and you gotta be careful not to prematurely pop it or it’ll get more infected 🤢
d3rpb0t 10
And I thought the Elf on the Shelf meme was dead.
pastafanatic 13
Okay, that was a good one. Very underrated comment.