By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
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moodyreallyrocks 27

Maybe go to another room or bed OP, because you have to rest. Best of luck..

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Seeya55 31

I have to do this to my husband. I tell him to roll onto his side (Which stops the snoring). He's a heavy sleeper and I'm a very light sleeper. When he rolls back, I just do it again. It can really suck. The way OP writes it seems he doesn't even wake, his body just reacts.

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tonyfan00 38

Well, no one has ever said love always smells nice...

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Maybe go to another room or bed OP, because you have to rest. Best of luck..

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ImminentDisaster 12

How would nudging him stop him snoring? By waking him up so he can't sleep either?

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Seeya55 31

I have to do this to my husband. I tell him to roll onto his side (Which stops the snoring). He's a heavy sleeper and I'm a very light sleeper. When he rolls back, I just do it again. It can really suck. The way OP writes it seems he doesn't even wake, his body just reacts.

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UNfml1979 4

It changes up the sleep cycle

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Suaria 38

I nudge my boyfriend when he snores. It usually stops him snoring and usually doesn't wake him up.

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RichardPencil 30

Two words: Butt plug Or two other words: New boyfriend.

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Alexandria79 22

"he's not snoring through his asshole" omg I love this comment. laughing so hard right now

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RichardPencil 30

Farting is snoring through the asshole.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Or more logically it is called sleep apnea. My husband did that for YEARS, finally got a sleep study done. He is on a CPAP now and it is a night and day difference.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, that's more logical, but not nearly as hilarious as a butt plug.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Go sleep on the couch??

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Bearsmomma 30

That may be fine for one night. But if the bf is a regular/ serial snorerthing he should =. OrrrHope it's a comfortable couched the time though or its not worth it. Also some people don't have a couch. Small rooms may work better with 2 recliners.

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tabletoplady 11

My husband has a deviated septum because of a couple of nose breaks. He snores like he's drowning in oatmeal. We've been together almost 9 years, and I still get sleepless nights. The best advice I can give you is to go to bed first lol

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skippydoda 32

Either you get earplugs or see if your BF can get a sleep machine.

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R_L_Jack 11

1 word-EARPLUGS i had to get used to them. You can still hear, but really muted.

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Dumper420 3

Grosssssssssss. Dump him.

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Schwuppdiwupp 13

Use freaking ear plugs. No sympathy for people who are too stupid to figure that out...

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Seeya55 31

I cannot stand the feeling of them, and they do not work 100%. I can still hear through them, and the snoring also vibrates the bed. You really think us, the people who live with this, haven't tried? It's like asking someone who can't see well if they've tried glasses. No sympathy! /s Thanks Captain obvious!

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