By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
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You are disgusting. It's a public pool, meaning there are possibly children around and you do that kind of shit. I hope you were banned from the pool.

clairecurses 19

PUBLIC POOL.

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New definition of "stranger danger" for the one you accosted?

You are disgusting. It's a public pool, meaning there are possibly children around and you do that kind of shit. I hope you were banned from the pool.

clairecurses 19

PUBLIC POOL.

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They were SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. There’s nothing to be a good sport about.

Look before you leap

DraftHail614 17

It's a public pool. Save that kind of action for the bedroom. With your boyfriend I mean... not the stranger.

I mean she's teased him now... why not bring him back to the bedroom too?

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Yeah cause everyone loves getting molested.

unintended_consequence 5

Did you get his point?

Well you made someone happy or you are the next headline for sexual harassment.

Shorts? Rigggghhhttt! It’s when you did the crotch grab that you really noticed the “difference.”;)