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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Bad boy
Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML
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zobara 29
This picture in my mind... Which one sh**t on the floor?
darwinism 30
What's in a name? I'm sure he'll just have a giggle over it. At least you didn't say "Good Plumber. I'll give you a nice big bone".
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jaylaufers 13
That's just embarrassing..
iNewKid 20
Haha I think it's rather funny. Hopefully your dog or the plumber could appreciate it.
gc327072 31
I find this FML quite vague. Ok, so the plumber was bad, but how? What'd he do?
IAmJad 18
25, thread-jacking is equivalent to licking your own privates for attention.
gc327072 31
27- how is this thread-jacking? I was replying that I don't know what even happened, thus how can it be embarrassing. And thread-jacking is like shit, it happens. I see you're new here from your amount of comments. Don't let those things bother you, you'll have a bad time.
BeforeItWasCool 12
I think it was OP scolding the dog, and the plumber taking it to mean OP was calling him "Bad ___" whatever the name was, rather than the plumber having done anything. And 27, that was far from thread jacking. It was actually related to the thread..
chell1894 13
31 he could not be new. I've had my fml account for about 2 1/2 years now but I don't always have time to get on and comment working full time and going to school.
IAmJad 18
It was a stupid question anyways considering how many thumbs down you got.
BossPathfinderGM 14
73, let it go. Before the FML community drops down on you just from being sick of hearing you cling to the issue.
IAmJad 18
And now Mr. Gandalf himself is in on the conversation. I have no idea why people can't either respectfully offer their opinions or just shut the hell up.
mowmowlife 21
Well, opposed to one 'bad' question, you made three equally bad statements, according to the thumbs. Which is three times worse, mind you. Anyway, bringing up irrelevant things like licking one's genitals and a value of a question merely based on a rate and telling someone to shut the hell up doesn't really fall under respectful...
zobara 29
This picture in my mind... Which one sh**t on the floor?
lolipop1234_fml 7
Hehe " Today I was working as a plumber in a clients house he called me upstairs and angrily accused me of ******** on the floor FML "
patrickalamo 48
Maybe it is because they both lay pipe.
ICastillo 25
Or bad plumber stop humping OP's leg haha
KaeporaGaebora 4
Dane Cook: "Someone shit on the coats!"
MrHotShot22 6
Did you give him a treat and make him beg?
Llamassss 21
I don't know about you, but of I got the treat first, I wouldn't be begging afterwards.
Llamassss 21
If*
lolipop1234_fml 7
Haha the poor plumber.
Flaircore 9
Why would you even need to say that? Did you introduce your dog to the plumber?
TwitchingNebula 17
I would say something, but its too easy.
ioiehsos 2
*it's
darwinism 30
What's in a name? I'm sure he'll just have a giggle over it. At least you didn't say "Good Plumber. I'll give you a nice big bone".
RedPillSucks 33
the plumber got a boner and the dog got a red rocker
GothickNihilist 15
Bad plumber . No treats for you!
cheshireau 26
Who names a dog Plumber??
mpalmiter 0
And I have a cat named chicken :)
Enslaved 38
I've noticed that now a days, a lot of people are starting to give their pets common human names. No more Busters, Dukes, Lady and such?
DocBastard 40
Buster? Duke? Lady? Those are my kids' names!
ManInTheMachine 20
Um, yeah... Sorry Noor. I was in charge of the invitations to the baby shower, and I accidentally burne--I mean lost--yours. You didn't miss out on much, anyway. You know how Doc likes to talk.
Jaxx66 21
Ah Noor, one of my cats is named 'Cosmic Creeper' .... Of course that's not a common name. But all black with blue eyes, I couldn't help it. :3 My 7 year old brother named his cat 'Sammich Head'. Gotta love random.
RedPillSucks 33
people are using high-falootin names like Kingston and carter.
SilverTears14 5
My animals do not get human names, I got Worm, Ecko, Wombat, Kricket, & Sloth :). Human names just don't work for animals, awesome name Plumber!!!
ManInTheMachine 20
The dog's name isn't plumber. The plumber and the dog have the same name.
xMidna 6
My cats name is Cthulhu and my mums dog is called Titan and our bird is unofficially Bitch. I feel weird giving 'normal' names to pets.
mikepzz 27
hahaha that's awesome lol, why'd you name your dog plumber? pretty cool name though.
qwillis98 20
At least it's just his occupation not like his actual name.