Today, my boyfriend and I found out my Nuva ring comes out quite easily, especially when he manages to hook it around the tip of his dick. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
That's one messed up carnival game.
RichardPencil 30
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Ergo, you like it!
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Comments (29)
BurnInDemonFire 35
That's one messed up carnival game.
purplepixie23 16
You know they always favour the house
RichardPencil 30
And when you win such a game, you win a stuffed animal. I’ll leave it to the reader to supply the feline punchline.
BurnInDemonFire 35
I think you've confused carnivals and casinos. Carnival games are easy to win.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i had to google this to understand it but once i did i thought "god's damn you poor souls"
RichardPencil 30
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Ergo, you like it!
boopingsnoot 24
Yeah, Nuvaring tends to block the g-spot. I always took mine out before and put it back right after. Nuvaring gave me super-ultra-PMS though, fyi.
WHSKitty 7
Why would you take it out before?
lestatsbride87 3
that's how I got pregnant, out before Back in after apparently it's not super effective birth control if you remove it to screw
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Because women like to climax as well.
602offroad 12
New carnival games added: Vaginal Ring Toss!
JazzyKaira 12
This happened to me a lot, lol. I'd just say "ring toss is over, I'm going to need that back" 😂😂
Glowworm56 26
So you guys play a bedtime game called "Ring the thing?"
Davros 12
boy these fair games are getting tough
Tarlachia 33
Get the ring, win a baby!
caggybandicoot 34
Worst prize ever 😂
faifai_fml 21
Oh honey, I've had that happen *many* times. Was always funny. Told my husband it's like he won the ring toss at the carnival!