Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
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Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I learned that my father, who died when I was a child, was not in fact my father. This comes as my mom, who has been present and loving my whole life, passed away without providing any additional information. I'm a grown man and my family also had no idea. FML
Today, I’ve been bricking it about telling my mom I’m pregnant but aren’t getting married to my boyfriend. My mom has a big thing about marriage. Then grandma told me mom’s just a hypocrite, because she got pregnant not only wasn’t she married, they had to do a DNA test to see who was my dad. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
Today, I asked my mom to tell me how she met my dad, because after 15 years me and my dad are finally working on our relationship. My mom thought it was a good time to tell me he’s not my father, and that my biological father wants to meet me this week. FML
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Top comments
MikuandKaito 24
Sorry, but you deserve it. Having multiple partners is fine and I'll never judge you for it, but using protection was a must. You should have been more responsible.
jkjorn 16
Family traditions are nice and all, but this is the kind that'll land you on Maury.
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Comments (29)
mekiswrite 21
SURPRISE!!!
Mooglefox 23
Like mom, like daughter. The saga continues.
jkjorn 16
Family traditions are nice and all, but this is the kind that'll land you on Maury.
WHSKitty4ever 23
“You are NOT the father!”
404wan 19
what the **** is wrong with you? not only do you have unprotected sex but with multiple partners? i hope your child isnt born with HIV.
MikuandKaito 24
Sorry, but you deserve it. Having multiple partners is fine and I'll never judge you for it, but using protection was a must. You should have been more responsible.
Jr Malvitz 15
she prob was using protection they arnt always effective
manb91uk 22
Damn I disliked this before reading fully. Unprotected sex with multiple men.... Very not smart.
cbchawks 14
damn u ugly. you'll be lucky to have one partner in you life
Mungolikecandy 19
cbchawks , are you drunk? Making that type of comment makes me hope you are because if you are not that may explain why people cross the street when they see you.
HemiPoweredGroomer 5
I mean, there are a lot of things that could go wrong. Condoms can break. Birth control can fail. She may have only had two partners, one relationship that ended very soon before another started, and may not have known she was pregnant, so, there is no way to tell who the father is. She may not be irresponsible. It could have been an accident. There is no way to tell
Gamessence 19
Maybe op did and the condom broke?
A Frenchy in Eire 31
This is stupid, don't you know that birth control is not 100% effective? It could have failed with one of her partners and she doesn't know which.
Rabite 28
Exactly, but people love to **** shame and to shame people who they think are more stupid than they are. It's way easier to just assume something than thinking that it's really just bad luck.
Mistic1979 4
She might not have been safe but birth control nor condoms are 100. I got pregnant while on depo shot and a damn condom. Ooh and not once but twice, same guy too. Damn demon seed was fertile.
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
F the child’s life more like, hopefully this is a wake up call to the parent...
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
Inappropriate and your details are unnecessary if you really are an adult you sure as hell don’t act like it having multiple relations is fine and all sure... but now your child needs to grow up with no father due to your or lack of knowledge which is quite cruel I would risk my life for any random stranger walking on the street not even mentioning a child’s life.. yet you can’t even keep it in your pants or man up to the fact that what you’re doing may be irresponsible or wrong, I swear to god you better show your children respect >,>
ari330 21
The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
AmbrosiaFan 18
Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?
bl3ur0z3 17
Now you have to wonder if your biological father had a son. Who you might have slept with. You could he pregnant with your neice or nephew.
Fishykoala 7
Looks like it runs in the family!
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
So it runs in the family hey