FML : Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have...

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jamjamy / Friday 26 December 2008 04:53 / France

Work

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By convict617 | 0

#29181 - Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

By coopert28 | 0

#404177 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:02

YDI for having spots on your nose

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By moron_fml | 0

#27581 - Thursday 12 March 2009 3:51

I'm a moron, hence my username.

Jiplo | 18

#4002875 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:27

neither do I... this is confusing...

rcbarnes | 24

#4112855 - Friday 2 March 2012 4:01

I, too, am wholly at a loss on this one....

GhostDuck | 30

#4167445 - Thursday 15 March 2012 5:07

Nostrils? This makes no sense to me... :/

brittanyrmh_ | 12

#5151561 - Thursday 15 November 2012 7:48

In the UK, and I'm assuming France too, "spots" means pimples

By convict617 | 0

#29181 - Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

By swooshq | 0

#121131 - Saturday 18 April 2009 3:57

That's terrible.

By technobutterfly | 0

#258576 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:46

Sick.

By commonly_unique | 0

#288980 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

zits obvs :P

By xbarneystinsonx | 0

#333590 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:37

Owned?

By coopert28 | 0

#404177 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:02

YDI for having spots on your nose

By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#795714 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:36

Jeez, wash every now and then.

By kAhlie | 0

#936382 - Thursday 11 March 2010 16:55

Pop that shit.

By kAhlie | 0

#936389 - Thursday 11 March 2010 16:58

One word: vagisil.

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