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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2012 04:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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Nose job

By pignose - 05/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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Cheeky

By RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00

Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

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By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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That blows

By Oww - 23/07/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

coopert28 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:02

YDI for having spots on your nose

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moron_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:51

I'm a moron, hence my username.

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:27

neither do I... this is confusing...

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 4:01

I, too, am wholly at a loss on this one....

GhostDuck 30

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:07

Nostrils? This makes no sense to me... :/

brittanyrmh_ 12

Thursday 15 November 2012 7:48

In the UK, and I'm assuming France too, "spots" means pimples

convict617 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

swooshq 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:57

That's terrible.

technobutterfly 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:46

Sick.

commonly_unique 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

zits obvs :P

xbarneystinsonx 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:37

Owned?

coopert28 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:02

YDI for having spots on your nose

GreenDayRHCP 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:36

Jeez, wash every now and then.

kAhlie 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:55

Pop that shit.

kAhlie 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:58

One word: vagisil.

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