By so jealous - 27/4/2020 05:00

Goodbye phone

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML
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  s_ve  |  2

You can be friends with some one and compliment them and be the opposite sex. He stated she just went through chemo and was saying she looked good. He wasn’t hitting on her clearly.

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  Sarah Fuller  |  7

You sir, are part of the problem!

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  RichardPencil  |  28

I'd like to, but I don't want to spend the money. I'd rather come here for free!

If it's any comfort, I'm almost never speaking sincerely -- I just like having this jerk persona online.

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  goodernme  |  17

I know you’re trolling, but just for the record, it wasn’t hitting on her.

I told a very good friend of mine that she looked stunning (at her son’s Bar Mitzvah) with my wife right next to me. My wife agreed and not for one second thought I was hitting on her.

If that’s the kind of relationship he’s in, the OP needs to her out ASAP, or at the very least, hide his bunny.

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Not a normal woman. My man talks to his ex wife about problems with his step children (at least until a few months ago when he told her to stop bugging him about it) I never got upset or jealous

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you guys must be new.... meet the FML troller. no one knows how he truly feels, because he just loves to make people cringe.
many people like him for that, including me.
move along because he likely isn't bothered that you're offended. in fact, I'm almost entirely certain that he thrives on your offence.

By  Morgan Kwn  |  19

I’m sorry to say that but you need to break up with her. She’s already making your life impossible, don’t let her make it hell....
Also, I hope you friend does get better !