Goodbye phone

By so jealous - 27/04/2020 05:00

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML
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Boyufd 24

dude that's a sign you should break up with her

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Boyufd 24

dude that's a sign you should break up with her

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RichardPencil 30

If you want to hit on your female friends, just do it when your girlfriend is not around. Sorry it took a phone to learn that lesson.

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s_ve 7

You can be friends with some one and compliment them and be the opposite sex. He stated she just went through chemo and was saying she looked good. He wasn’t hitting on her clearly.

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RichardPencil 30

That may be the way you and me and objective observers would see it, but it could be different for a woman in love.

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Sarah Fuller 7

You sir, are part of the problem!

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RichardPencil 30

I'd like to, but I don't want to spend the money. I'd rather come here for free! If it's any comfort, I'm almost never speaking sincerely -- I just like having this jerk persona online.

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Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Not a normal woman. My man talks to his ex wife about problems with his step children (at least until a few months ago when he told her to stop bugging him about it) I never got upset or jealous

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

you guys must be new.... meet the FML troller. no one knows how he truly feels, because he just loves to make people cringe. many people like him for that, including me. move along because he likely isn't bothered that you're offended. in fact, I'm almost entirely certain that he thrives on your offence.

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namine120409 42

She owes you a new phone and she owes both you AND your friend an apology.

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RichardPencil 30

She owes him a new good female friend. This time she should pick a real uggo, so she won't feel so insecure.

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jbuckets_404 38

Time to get a new GF along with your new phone (AND phone #). You can't reason with cra-cra....

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some_dumb_kid46 7

thats a toxic relationship brewing you should break up with her

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lifeis4me 20

That’s a glaring red flag. First it’s the phone and if you don’t leave the relationship, you’ll be next

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spinspinsugar 12

tell her girl bye. if that's not an exploding red flag, idk what is

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Morgan Kwn 19

I’m sorry to say that but you need to break up with her. She’s already making your life impossible, don’t let her make it hell.... Also, I hope you friend does get better !

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